The Thread Of Jokes

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:00 pm

atoga wrote:fuck fellas, can you give it up with the "i bet you have no life" and the "no u, pathetic faget" refutations please? it's just a big bowl o' bullshit blanket statements which makes for a boring read; if i wanted that i'd go flame some of the whiny hipsters on the vice message boards

may the most interesting posters win, and the others be forgotten because they were boring and selfobsessed :muhammad:

but chyeah, dac is going to shit

your post made Dreaddys lame flaming really funny, then again, I'm easy to amuse

However, can you give it up with "dac is going to shit" and the "no really, it's going to shit, since like... 14 years and it was way better in the good ol' iply days" refuations please? it's just a big bowl o' bullshit

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:31 pm

Dreadnought wrote:I'm 22, you orangutan.

Shit, so am I. And in australia. Dreads my alt

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:37 pm

Shut up, or they'll get suspicious.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:59 pm

t. kaufman wrote:stuff

indeed to be fair, dac has always been going to shit, and it's been in the same consistently shit state for as long as i've been posting here. if it wasn't i would have nothing to come here and post angrily about. i told a lie okay

my other point still stands though

edit: serifan is a OH SHIT I HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!111!1111oneone

TelemachusSneezed · Post by **TelemachusSneezed** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:09 pm

Q. What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love?
A. Honey, I'm home!

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:33 pm

When did you arrive?

TelemachusSneezed · Post by **TelemachusSneezed** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:50 pm

I like my women like I like my milk...

white and full of calcium.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 8:47 pm

Thor Kaufman wrote:You still didn't post your video from the nerdconn

ja i really want to see it, get that isht up

i've been waiting all 07 for this, and i don't ask for much, comprende?

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:19 pm

Thor Kaufman wrote:You still didn't post your video from the nerdconn

qfe :

TNP · Post by **TNP** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:18 pm

What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence

Post by **Manoil** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:33 pm

Damn, been a while since I came around here, shit seems the same...

Anybody watch "Drawn Together"? It's the funniest shit ever

Captain Hero: What do I have in common with Lance Armstrong's left testicle? We're both <b>SINGLE</b>... and sensitive to cold.
*breeze blows by, Captain Hero's head shrinks down and gets wrinkly*

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:46 pm

Danny?

DANNY !!

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:53 pm

Manoil wrote:Damn, been a while since I came around here, shit seems the same...

Anybody watch "Drawn Together"? It's the funniest shit ever

Captain Hero: What do I have in common with Lance Armstrong's left testicle? We're both <b>SINGLE</b>... and sensitive to cold.
*breeze blows by, Captain Hero's head shrinks down and gets wrinkly*

I'm loving it.

Is season 3 episode 8 out yet?

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:53 am

So we talked about Urology in this thread, now Megatron has swollen balls. OMFG!

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:40 am

Your momma so black when she goes to night school the teacher marks her absent.