Pooperscoopers Month of May

Talk about music, movies, TV, books, other types of entertainment and what your vices are. Also, if you're addicted to the high you get off Aspirin, this is the place to talk about it.
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S4ur0n27 wrote:Haha, yeah, same thing with Conan. It needs Arnie; without him it's just not Conan.

I still don't get how Ron Jeremy got to be a porn star though.
Big dick.

Or is it not big enough for Susan?
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S4ur0n27 wrote:I still don't get how Ron Jeremy got to be a porn star though.
The Pentrator was fairly amusing because he had to convince the woman he was sent from the future to bonk her, and she wanted nothing to do with him. IIRC he failed and the Penetrator got her at the end, in the end, whatever.
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S4ur0n27 wrote: Big dick.
You can still have a big dick and not look like a hedgehog though. And it's not like he's in a few pornos here and there. He was ubiquitous in the 80s-90s.
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stared in 1156 'movies' according to imdb.com
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Cimmerian Nights wrote:
MR Snake wrote:
S4ur0n27 wrote: Big dick.
You can still have a big dick and not look like a hedgehog though. And it's not like he's in a few pornos here and there. He was ubiquitous in the 80s-90s.
My point exactly; there are probably tons of other guys with big dicks who would probably have a less horrifying face, moustache and big belly.
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Well he didnt back in the day susan sarandon.
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MR Snake wrote:Well he didnt back in the day susan sarandon.
Point taken.
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DRAG ME TO HELLLLLLLLL

It's a horror movie by Sam Raimi who did Spiderman and Evil dead okay. It's very Sam raimi in style with quite a bit of slapstick in it but was also pretty spooky. The movie was quite a bit of fun to watch and is probably the movie from May that I would recommend to anyone here. It's about gypsies so if they scare you pretty bad you might not want to see it.


This concludes my Pooperscoopers month of may blockbuster movie reviews. I'm now going to sleep for a month like Al Pacino says in Heat.
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POOPERSCOOPER wrote:DRAG ME TO HELLLLLLLLL

It's a horror movie by Sam Raimi who did Spiderman and Evil dead okay. It's very Sam raimi in style with quite a bit of slapstick in it but was also pretty spooky. The movie was quite a bit of fun to watch and is probably the movie from May that I would recommend to anyone here. It's about gypsies so if they scare you pretty bad you might not want to see it.


This concludes my Pooperscoopers month of may blockbuster movie reviews. I'm now going to sleep for a month like Al Pacino says in Heat.
Yeah I saw it last night too. Makes me sad that Sam Raimi has to direct spiderman 4 now, wish he could stick to making more horror comedies.
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It's really up to him if he wants to direct spiderman movies so he probably really likes making them. In general most directors do like one or two in a series and move on and with how Spiderman3 turned out he should probably move on for good.
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POOPERSCOOPER wrote:It's really up to him if he wants to direct spiderman movies so he probably really likes making them. In general most directors do like one or two in a series and move on and with how Spiderman3 turned out he should probably move on for good.
I read somewhere before the third came out that he thought three would be enough for any series, like the evil dead. I am betting you he is doing nr 4 just for the money. The third movie was completely awfull for such a good director.
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MR Snake wrote:though[sic] three would be enough for any series, like the evil dead.
I've read many times that he and Bruce Campbell would like to do a 4th film, so maybe that's not the best example.
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Bruce Campbell pretty much would make any movie great just by playing in it D:
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good job for may month pooperscooper see you 4th of july
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Terminator Salvation: Not as shitty as I thought. The screenplay is dogshit but the acting is tolerable and the action is well directed. Considering what he was given "McG" actually came through pretty fucking alright. Kind of like Fallout 3 is a fine enough game on it's own merits but kind of shit as a Fallout game, Terminator Salvation is a dogshit terminator film but pretty fucking fantastic as Summer popcorn fare.
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S4ur0n27 wrote:Bruce Campbell pretty much would make any movie great just by playing in it D:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZLv3Z7L5lY
Looks pretty shitty to me.
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Get glasses, or an actual sense of humor, because it looks awesome and is awesome.
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My name is Bruce looks fucking awesome.
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S4ur0n27 wrote:Get glasses, or an actual sense of humor, because it looks awesome and is awesome.
Yeah if you're stuck in the 90's turning beefpatty.
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Smiley wrote:Yeah if you're stuck in the 90's turning beefpatty.
It seems your inability to grasp humor in languages not your own strikes again.
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Bruce is awesome. Ergo, this must be awesome.
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