Duck and Cover

S4ur0n27 wrote:The movie was quite good, but why the hell is Burger King advertising their stupid glasses with the Klingons? I think they mention them like once in the movie and you never see them

They blew all of their originality on the redone Romulans.

senisterdenister wrote:Its not Klingon, its Kingon.


Yeah, get your shit straight.

Yeah I can hear for myself, but still, makes no sense.

S4ur0n27 wrote:

senisterdenister wrote:Its not Klingon, its Kingon.


Yeah, get your shit straight.

Yeah I can hear for myself, but still, makes no sense.

Yes, that one letter difference pun is complete fucking garbage, isn't it?

I'm constantly surrounded by idiots who insist on blurting every shit pun they think of, like a 12 year old.

That's the world we are evolving into. KINGON GLASSES NOW AT BURGER KING. LIKE KLINGONS, BUT... YOU KNOW, WITH BURGER KING ALSO.

popscythe wrote:

S4ur0n27 wrote:

senisterdenister wrote:Its not Klingon, its Kingon.


Yeah, get your shit straight.

Yeah I can hear for myself, but still, makes no sense.

Yes, that one letter difference pun is complete fucking garbage, isn't it?

I'm constantly surrounded by idiots who insist on blurting every shit pun they think of, like a 12 year old.

That's the world we are evolving into. KINGON GLASSES NOW AT BURGER KING. LIKE KLINGONS, BUT... YOU KNOW, WITH BURGER KING ALSO.

My thoughts exactly.

I can't believe someone(probably more than one person, even) is getting paid to come up with this kind of shit. It's the kind of joke you pull at 13 and think you're a genius.

Hey Pop, you completely missed the joke you overcritical dipshit. Get fucked, that might loosen up that ass of yours.

senisterdenister wrote:Hey Pop, you completely missed the joke you overcritical dipshit. Get fucked, that might loosen up that ass of yours.

*snerk* Man, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you?

I can't believe Pop's vagina has hurt for an entire month over such an asinine topic.

Time can heal wounds but it isn't making this movie fade fast enough.
I watched some HTF and felt better.

Retlaw83 wrote:I loved the new Star Trek

Yes, replying to a thread I made with an opinion you don't share equates to a stabbing pain in the vagina you've attributed to me.

At least I didn't like the movie with space parachuting in it.

popscythe wrote: Yes, replying to a thread I made with an opinion you don't share equates to a stabbing pain in the vagina you've attributed to me.

You being worked up for over a month about a movie with silly, poorly executed ideas that is based on a franchise made up almost entirely of silly, poorly executed ideas equates to you having a stabbing pain in the vagina.

I'm assuming you're not an 80 year old man, so accept that shit moves on without you instead of pining for the good old days that were about as equally shitty as now.

Retlaw83 wrote:accept that shit moves on

I love talking to people who's last line of defense for their opinion is to angrily accuse people of being angry especially in spite of weeks between conversation attempts.

It's like calling someone on the phone and having them answer "WHO THE FUCK IS CALLING ME AND WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DICK." Especially since forums carry no weight of tone, you can only imagine a silly pissed off voice for each one of whoever you're reading's "awesome" zingers.

Internet. Thank you Internet.

popscythe wrote: I love talking to people who's last line of defense for their opinion is to angrily accuse people of being angry especially in spite of weeks between conversation attempts.

Wasn't your first line of defense being angry over the latest silly movie in a franchise built on silly movies?

Especially since forums carry no weight of tone, you can only imagine a silly pissed off voice for each one of whoever you're reading's "awesome" zingers.

Every other word in the post that started this is "fuck," then you go on to say that you don't like anything Hollywood makes. So if you don't like the products Hollywood churns out, then how is your opinion that a particular movie isn't any good have any sort of validity?

Retlaw83 wrote:So if you don't like cool ass new clothes, then how does your opinion that a particular set of emperor's clothes arn't real have any sort of validity?

The new Star Trek = the new Star Wars = Fallout 3. All shit that's going in the "didn't happen" pile with Highlander 2.

I'm honestly unsurpised that you would persue this conversation so far and not have the truth worm it's way past your knowledge-proof psychic static haze-field, but that doesn't blunt the disappointment in myself for having talked to you for so long.

Here's hoping you ride the new Star Trek series into Oblivion.

Oh ho. Ohhohohohohohohoho.

Oblivion.

Pop is right. Everything sucks and anybody who says otherwise is simply a top-of-the-line grade-A moron and deserves to die by spinepunch.

St. Toxic wrote:Everything sucks

Except the ones that stink.

The only reason I can think of for this to have occured is that developers of media realized that absolutely no matter what gets made and absolutely no matter how badly it sucks, people will still buy it, and even defend it, if you start the ball rolling with "Anyone who doesn't like the emperor's new clothes is unpopular."

That reasoning has straight up poisoned to death all the major media outlets with few exceptions that seem to squeak past the firing squad here and there.

Otherwise I'm dead and in the Hell I so richly deserve. One or the other.

Shit sucks, man. We all know it. But we endure, and we move on with life. Painful as it is, it's the lesser of two evils to decide between.

Manoil wrote:Shit sucks, man. We all know it. But we endure, and we move on with life. Painful as it is, it's the lesser of two evils to decide between.

That, my friend is exactly why shit games/movies/etc keep getting made.

You're silently complacent with blatantly being slapped in the face with motherfucking duplo-grade garbage like TF2 or the Phantom Meanace. Hell, judging by your icon, you probably love that festering waxy-cartoon modeled shitpile of an insult to cooperative first person shooters (and potentially the phantom meanace, though I won't make any assumptions that insulting about anyone). Nevermind that 100% of it's "features" are the potatoes of previous games with the meat removed. Nevermind the world of warcraft update model which so cloyingly gets absolute idiots to sit around speculating what the next 4kb "update" weapon will be. (BOY I HOPE ITS A COOL NEW HAT!) The real issue with TF2 or the newest Star Trek or you name it piece of shit is that it's advertising girth further tips the scales towards fucking garbage. That's right. Each iteration of insulting drivel becomes one further scratch on the wall where chucklefucks can compare and contrast dogshit "Well you name it 3 isn't so bad. Shit, it's better than TF2 (because it's newer, not because it's really any better).

I seem to be unable to, even through being simply and directly informative, demonstrate accurately to stupid people why what they think is stupid. That's probably a survival instinct that kept cavemen from eating every wiggly bullshit they found on the floor. That's fine, I won't begrudge you your instincts.

But at the very least, before you post "hey man, I know its a rough scene out there, but come inside and have a glass of refreshing Complacent-fucking-nimrod-aide. That's right, made from fresh squeezed Penny Arcade fans. You'll love it."

Fuck you, asshole, and fuck your opinion. You can marginalize the truth by claiming that being righteous equates with being angry. You can minimize the impact of the facts by claiming that shitty is "just the way things are" and that there's nothing to be done about it. But the sky wizard who created the universe will wake from napping on his gilded throne to find me having physically lept into heaven and currently gnawing at his fucking mighty juggular before I'll let you pretend that we're all suffering together.

YOU like TF2, you stupid fucking dickcheese. YOU are a representative of the problem. The industry won't produce products that don't sell. So as long as you keep buying products that are fucking garbage aka "Well I paid for Fallout 3 because I just wanted to check it out" then those fuckers will happily create another shitty fucking product for you to buy and be wishy-washily disappointed about.

Vote with your money you subeconomic manchildren! Stop fucking buying shit games like I and other reasonable adults have, and then you can come around saying "Boy we're all in this boat together, arn't we?" when I mention that some fucking idiot decided to make a "Fallout" game about being on a god fucking damn stupid spaceship or whatever the latest absolutely fucking terrible product that some idiot on this board is paying for and then will be complacently disappointed with.

popscythe wrote:You're silently complacent with blatantly being slapped in the face with motherfucking duplo-grade garbage like TF2 or the Phantom Meanace. Hell, judging by your icon, you probably love that festering waxy-cartoon modeled shitpile of an insult to cooperative first person shooters (and potentially the phantom meanace, though I won't make any assumptions that insulting about anyone).

Complacent? No. But to exist without being entirely miserable with the quality of creation in current times means having to lower your standards. And FYI-- TF2 is cartoony. Don't whine about it if you don't like it. Not to mention, I did try to change my avatar to a new pic I found, but when I made the attempt, there seemed to be some kind of error in the database, or whatever part of the system. Nonetheless, whoever's in charge of that should look it over if it hasn't already been resolved.

popscythe wrote:Nevermind that 100% of it's "features" are the potatoes of previous games with the meat removed. Nevermind the world of warcraft update model which so cloyingly gets absolute idiots to sit around speculating what the next 4kb "update" weapon will be.

Never played WoW, either.

popscythe wrote:(BOY I HOPE ITS A COOL NEW HAT!)

Also am not sure what the craze surrounding the hats system is all about

popscythe wrote:The real issue with TF2 or the newest Star Trek or you name it piece of shit is that it's advertising girth further tips the scales towards fucking garbage. That's right. Each iteration of insulting drivel becomes one further scratch on the wall where chucklefucks can compare and contrast dogshit "Well you name it 3 isn't so bad. Shit, it's better than TF2 (because it's newer, not because it's really any better).

Dude... right as you may be, we've gone over this before. Hype is and has virtually always been a threat to creative content's legitimacy. But we learn to see through it and weigh positives and negatives of that presented to us to see if we like it or not. Or, at least, those who see beyond one-line reviews from critics do.
"BEST FUCKING MOVIE EVER." - Ebert and Guy

popscythe wrote:I seem to be unable to, even through being simply and directly informative, demonstrate accurately to stupid people why what they think is stupid. That's probably a survival instinct that kept cavemen from eating every wiggly bullshit they found on the floor. That's fine, I won't begrudge you your instincts.

Well... aren't you just the angry lil' Suzie! Gosh!

popscythe wrote:But at the very least, before you post "hey man, I know its a rough scene out there, but come inside and have a glass of refreshing Complacent-fucking-nimrod-aide. That's right, made from fresh squeezed Penny Arcade fans. You'll love it."

Fuck you, asshole, and fuck your opinion. You can marginalize the truth by claiming that being righteous equates with being angry. You can minimize the impact of the facts by claiming that shitty is "just the way things are" and that there's nothing to be done about it. But the sky wizard who created the universe will wake from napping on his gilded throne to find me having physically lept into heaven and currently gnawing at his fucking mighty juggular before I'll let you pretend that we're all suffering together.

The only ones who suffer are those who can't find something better to do with their time. As wise as you attempt to impose yourself, you don't sound much further down the road than I did about a week into being here.

popscythe wrote:YOU like TF2, you stupid fucking dickcheese. YOU are a representative of the problem.

To say I am a fan of, as you say, the problem, would probably make that idea marginally true. However, I occasionally play because I like the variety and the change in artistic medium-- as a whole, it's not much more beyond a joke. As far as FPS go, I prefer CSS or AVP2, though I don't get the opportunity to play either very much.

popscythe wrote:The industry won't produce products that don't sell. So as long as you keep buying products that are fucking garbage aka "Well I paid for Fallout 3 because I just wanted to check it out" then those fuckers will happily create another shitty fucking product for you to buy and be wishy-washily disappointed about.

Who in the hell said I pay for my games? I got all my steam games as Christmas gifts and the time I spent playing FO3 was borrowing my friend's copy. Pay 50 bucks for something I'll burn through in 20-30 hours, are you fucking kidding me?

popscythe wrote:Vote with your money you subeconomic manchildren! Stop fucking buying shit games like I and other reasonable adults have, and then you can come around saying "Boy we're all in this boat together, arn't we?" when I mention that some fucking idiot decided to make a "Fallout" game about being on a god fucking damn stupid spaceship or whatever the latest absolutely fucking terrible product that some idiot on this board is paying for and then will be complacently disappointed with.

You should take up weed. Seriously.
Be mellow. Tantrums (especially internet ones) don't serve any ends, especially not your own.

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