freddy vs jason vs house of the dead

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 6:01 am

Exitium wrote:The storyline is stupid.

Basically - everyone on Elm Street is taking dream suppressant medication so they don't get stalked by Fred in their dreams.

Logical question: Why don't they just move the fuck out?

Anyway, Freddy sends Jason off to kill these people so they think that Freddy is doing it, and stop taking the dream supplements because it's 'useless'.

Freddy comes back to kill everyone.

Like I said - stupid plot.

Then Jason gets sensitive about killing innocent people, and turns on freddy. Then they both get hired by a porn studio and make mad love together.

NachoMonkey · Post by **NachoMonkey** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 6:16 am

.... And Ash jumps out from left field, says something corny and blows both of them back to hell with his boomstick KTHXBYE

satanisgreat · Post by **satanisgreat** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 5:09 pm

The movie comes out tommorow, and I don't have to work or anything, so... If it's good I might see it a couple times.

I'll tell you guys if it's good or not.

Alphawulf · Post by **Alphawulf** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 5:14 pm

satanisgreat wrote:The movie comes out tommorow, and I don't have to work or anything, so... If it's good I might see it a couple times.

I'll tell you guys if it's good or not.

Don't tell us who wins...well nevermind that info will be all over the place after the first day it shows.

satanisgreat · Post by **satanisgreat** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 5:20 pm

Nah, I'll just give a simple

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I had a comic book back in the day called "Jason vs. Leatherface". Now that's something I'd like to see a movie about. Leatherface is the man. In that comic neither of them won, they sorta became friends or something. That's what I'm basing my expectations on.

satanisgreat · Post by **satanisgreat** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 11:49 pm

I just saw it today (Freddy vs. Jason), and screw the

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, the movie gets a big :badgrin:

This movie is the absolute shit. (the shit, not shit...) It kicks serious ass. It's exactly like you'd expect it to be, and the special effects are fucking awesome. Real fan pleaser. This is the only movie I can remember going to recently where the audience was clapping at the end.

The only thing I didn't like about it was for some reason Jason's afraid of water all of the sudden, and that doesn't make much sense after Manhattan. Not to give away who wins, but as far as the fighting goes let's just say Jason makes Freddy his bitch most of the time.

axltrauts · Post by **axltrauts** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 8:04 am

everybody makes a freddy their bitch, but freddy wins in the end.

so, u sugest we must watch it? uhm, okay, just for the fun ot it.

hey, the audience clapped at the end of pirates of the caribbean!!! that movie is the best!!!!

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 8:23 pm

I wanted to see Freddy vs Jason, but a new western came out (open range) so it's going to have to wait.

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 10:25 pm

Everyone's saying that Kevin's back, please tell us if it isn't a 3 hour Dances With Fucking Wolves.

satanisgreat · Post by **satanisgreat** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 1:15 am

axltrauts wrote:hey, the audience clapped at the end of pirates of the caribbean!!! that movie is the best!!!!

Well, I usually go to more "mature" movies (mostly horror), so it's alot rarer to have people clap in them. I'd almost expect it in a Disney movie about a pirate that looks like Kieth Richards, even though I do like Johnny Depp. Hey, he was in the first Nightmare on Elm St. Like how I turned that around?

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 6:23 am

Open Range was alright, another Costner movie. More and more westerns are just stories leading to a big climatic shootouts but I can dig it. Doesn't even come close to Unforgiven though.