Duck and Cover

Well, it sucked more then nuts.

Nuts don't suck, you suck them.

Well, you might.

In Soviet Russsia, nuts suck YOU!

...anyone care to explain where this 'In Soviet Russia...' thing came from...

A really bad comedy routine.

and the episode of Family Guy where Peter gets a fancy new car with Sat Nav bought with filthy dirty mafia money.

Again, thats just a take off on this guys really really bad routine.

Koki wrote:In Soviet Russsia, nuts suck YOU!

...anyone care to explain where this 'In Soviet Russia...' thing came from...

It should be: In Soviet [ANY COUNTRY], bla bla [insert something that is bad]. Well, maybe not everything was bad ut many things were.

Halo + Halo 2 + any FPS on any console, Warcraft III & anything Blizzard's made after Diablo II: LOD, Doom 3 (dark is OK, but when I can walk into a new room count to three, turn around and watch the seemingly solid wall behind me slide up and some dubass looking monster come out; you’ve lost me), all myst ripoffs and sequels (the first one was decent, but after that... :-\), all command and conquer games except maybe TS, Fallout: BHOS & Tatics.

the "in soviet russia" routine originated with a man by the name of Yakov Smirnoff. This dirty, unkempt pinko cane from russia to the U.S. in the 80's and we've been trying to deport him ever since.

Twigman wrote:the "in soviet russia" routine originated with a man by the name of Yakov Smirnoff. This dirty, unkempt pinko cane from russia to the U.S. in the 80's and we've been trying to deport him ever since.

Thanks for the history lesson. Sounds like a jew... you can go on and keep him I think.

Antimeasure wrote:Stalker and fallout 3 -god i hate these games.

dont judge something before it comes out unless of course it looks like FOT:BOS these could be very promising games

hmmm... shitty games. Shiiitty Games! Shii-ity Gaa-aames!
linger o-o-on my shi-i-i-teey gaaymez.
ahem. (VU reference)

Schizm, Mystery of the Nautilus(I didn't get to explore the tech/etc. It
was more of the puzzles for the sake of having puzzles. ).
Crime Cities(a tech demo?)

BG2. I liked it a lot at first. I still occaisionally make concept parties and
test them out by using jump codes/etc. But... BG2 has a big butt!
This is supposed to be a race against time. But you can screw around
for years without consequence. It was nice to have strongholds-
but they were outside of the proper scope of the game. Why weren't
there differences in Spellhold based on your speed of arrival?
Also, why didn't the designers anticipate retaliation against the C.Wizs?
Why can't I immediately get myself arrested and sent to S-hold?
I had my own fun with a Gate scroll immediately in the Courthouse.
This had no effect on the plot. Hmmm? A Pit Fiend! In the main
government building! No one noticed! Yes I know it is an AI 'sploit. But why didn't the devs think of it? It should have been the talk of
the town. And why can't I use the Lanthorn myself w/o elven help?
I would really have loved to do some elf-slaying. Which brings up
the "designer cheating" with the insta-kill nonsense. This stuff is really
a lame-ass workaround. Why not just let me find my own way?
And why don't I get an after-action report about all the chaos I caused?
Like the endings in Fallout.
If ever there is BG3, I wan't to be able to get $ for elf-scalps and
hobbit-heads. Dammit.

Certain mods have, or aim to remedy many of your (reasonably valid) complaints, Redeye. They markedly improve the Baldur's Gate experience, in my opinion.

Chaos wrote:

Antimeasure wrote:Stalker and fallout 3 -god i hate these games.

dont judge something before it comes out unless of course it looks like FOT:BOS these could be very promising games

You've missed something there, fella.

Twigman wrote:You've all forgotten one of the worst genres out there. Vehicular Combat. Doesn't anyone remember the evils of Twisted Metal, or the agony of Interstate 76?

Vigilante 8 wasnt too bad and Twisted Metal 2 was great, 3 and 4 sucked but Twisted Metal Black kicks fucking ass.

You're just a shithead, I think.


Anyways, the worst game I have ever played is Run Like Hell. I had no idea of its evils and decided to rent it, thinking it might be fun. Oh god.

I wasnt hanging around here at that time but I have before and played Fallout and stuff, and I found a PipBoy Snackbar in the game and was all 'huh, wonder what that means concering Fallout'.

The game was absolutely terrible..

Then

Morrowind
Neverwinter Nights
Baldur's Gate
Age of Mythology
C&C:Generals
Revolution
Superpower

I got superpower for about 5 bucks and I agree with Llama God.

Terrible game I always hated was Deathtrap Dungeon. Also, if no one mentioned it, Xenosaga 1 was horrible. It was probably ok, but the game was so boring I stopped playing it after 2 hours of trying to like the game and have no touched it since.

Also - We've apperently failed at deporting Yakov Smirnoff, he owns a comedy hall in Tennessee I think.

I liked the evil voiceover for Deathtrap Dungeon. I managed to win it in the end. There were some highlights, though there were far too many tricky jumping puzzles.

Republic: The Revolution was crap and such a waste.

You're probably right. I, most likely, am a Shithead.


And, by the way, I think Yakov's in Missouri, not Tennessee.

Farcry sucks balls.