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S4ur0n27 wrote:
Kashluk wrote:You mean, all the girls you meet tell you "Stay back! Don't touch me!" and you do exactly the opposite?
No wonder you get a frigid girlfriend D:
No wonder you don't get a girlfriend at all :joy:
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S4ur0n27 wrote: No wonder you get a frigid girlfriend D:
No shit, it's a fucking snow-cone. Watch your balls there, buddy!
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The ladder theory is so depressing :(

Hold me.
suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
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Sociology is bullshit magic tricks and half estimates.
I wouldn't trust it, and you sure as hell shouldn't, unless you're a moron.
If you're a moron, trust everything you hear and get the fuck out of my house.

Any research that deals with majorities, graphs, percentage and all that fancy jazz is just a small scale money laundring scheme, whether they themselves know it or not. The shit they pull out of the hat is always something you've already assumed, seen in different perspective and put aside due to logic demanding pattern variation, and then some asshole confirms it like its new, and 'word of god', above all, and they include it in the education.

Where I come from, we shot these people like the criminals they were. These days all I can do is hope someone disagrees with them, rig carbombs and shake my fist in anger.
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We have taken things farther than just friends you could say, and she doesn't fuck others, i don't think.

We are more or less friends with benefits, and in most cases of "friends with benefits" one party almost always wants more. In this case, me.
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Dude, "friends with benefits" implies that there's a little nookie on the side. I'd say you two are more "OH SHIT I HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!111!1111oneone and hag", whether you're gay or not.
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And please don't try to judge her personality with normal women. Her motives are pure, and she is honest. She doesn't say "im not into dating" just as an excuse. There is a mutual attraction there, it's just that she actually stands behinds her beliefs. This being part of the reason why I find myself attracted to her.

So sub, don't try to judge her according to what your swell guy ass would do.
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I bet she was raped as a kid. perhaps next time you're pounding away you could bring it up and when she calls you daddy you punch all her teeth out like a french movie or some shit :hyper:

why in hecks name are you working out anyway if shes already biting the tip of your penis off for crying out loud. can't you just be happy with what you have. cant you just accept it. cant you just ask her and she'll get all uncomfortable and you'll make a thread about it in feelings online. eh
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Is she passive?
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Try to get her pregnant, then you will have her hooked.
Don't hate him because he's beautiful.

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If you are already fucking her, working out will not make her want to date/marry you.
Don't hate him because he's beautiful.

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Indeed. Working on your endearing personality might be more valuable, y'know, to get her all emotionally attached to you and stuff. Unless she likes to be beaten up or something?
suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
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Yeah, try being more of an asshole ( if humanly possible ), and beat her every time you have a reason not to.
Then read sweet, tender poetry and tell her that you love her. She'll think your a complicated warrior poet, with the soul of a thousand angels burning within the hard, musclebound crust of your body, trying to break free from its overtraumatized shell.

She'll become a slave to analysis, pronto, and the fact that you're a regular joe fuckup in every way will leave her confused, thirsting for more knowledge about you.
By the time she realizes that she's been decieved, you'll be married, children, whatever the fuck stunt you try to pull.
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Sadly, there's a lot of reality in that..
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Then you wake up one day with your severed penis stapled to your forehead.
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At least I have nothing to loose.
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You're a girl?
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Fez wrote:If you are already fucking her, working out will not make her want to date/marry you.
How many times must I explain that her relationship status has nothing to do with who I am. She simply does not want to date. It is a firm belief in her ideology and my personality or physical appearence has no effect on her beliefs what so ever.

Please, all of you just shut up and get back on topic.
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Just pack some baby-making juice in that oven and leave that bun to cook for nine months, then she's yours fovever.

Oh yeah, and knock her around in between knocking her up.
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ApTyp wrote:You're a girl?
Nah, already lost et' I meant. Subway bomb, lost a leg and a whole lot of bonus packages. Makes jogging a blast doh.
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