Obligatory "New Member" Thread

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:47 pm

My eyes got scanned to perhaps I'll have a eye aneurysm and my eyes will pop out of my head and I can't find them. But yeah, you can have them otherwise Gilmore

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:59 pm

It's okay, Frank, I will locate them if you are unable to. Your kindness is highly convenient and useful. Yes.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:46 pm

What's with the eye obession, friend Blargh?

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:55 pm

What's wrong with your face, compatriot Susan?

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:29 pm

Who's Frank?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:40 pm

Obsession ? Me ? Obsessed ? Eyes ? Surely not ! Playing lucky dip via the morning meds lineup, D5it-m38 ? Shame on you !

Who is this 'Frank' you refer to ? I do not know of this 'Frank', whom you refer to.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:41 pm

I smell something, and it isn't me...

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:10 pm

Why do you think you got head cancer, Megatron?

Does posting too much on the DAC cause head cancer?

I felt head ache lately, too, so do I have to worry?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:29 pm

Why has this topic not been renamed to what it should be, that being 'The Obligatory "Stupid Fucking Morons Introducing Themselves Because They Mistakenly Believe That Others Will Care" Thread' ?

I am at a loss.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:04 am

Thor Kaufman wrote:Why do you think you got head cancer, Megatron?

It's just to rule it out from something else, like I don't have a dead twin in my brain thats poking my frontal lobe with a finger made of teeth or whatever.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:47 pm

Blargh wrote:Why has this topic not been renamed to what it should be, that being 'The Obligatory "Stupid Fucking Morons Introducing Themselves Because They Mistakenly Believe That Others Will Care" Thread' ?

I am at a loss.

Because eventually the stupid fucking morons introducing themselves because they mistakenly believe that others will care eventually become mods

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:03 pm

Or worse, administrators.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 5:10 pm

I was afraid to say it

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:17 pm

Enlightening. Ta.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:38 pm

Didn't you already figure it out, Blargh?

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:50 pm

The more you lie, the more you die

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:51 pm

That's funny, it's like from some christian rock or something.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:57 pm

Christanity is like the fur coat of religions: It tastes like ass, but it gives good head.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 8:29 pm

Truthfully I had not noticed the migration trend of newbie to staff. Then again and truthfully, I do not pay that much attention to the staff without a suitably compelling (and by extension, rare) reason. Woo ?

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 8:38 pm

Possibly.