omg Christmas Lists

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:10 pm

it's gonna be a hookah, guys. and he's getting me the creative zen touch mp3-player. hooo-kah!

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:47 pm

What's the point of giving presents on christmas when you already know what you're gonna get?

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:06 pm

we're not giving it on christmas eve, we're giving it next saturday. by removing the surprise element, we ensure satisfaction.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:19 pm

www.hookahculture.com

I thought you might like to get some info on the use/etc.
Apparently you need coals, tongs, and stuff.
Maybe even ice to cool the smoke.
More complex than I had thought.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:13 pm

VasikkA wrote:What's the point of giving presents on christmas when you already know what you're gonna get?

We aren't 5 years old anymore with the ability to be surprised and fileld with joy. Give a kid any toy and he will love it, but give a girl like you a toy and you will mostly likely not like it unless its OMG NEGRO BARBIE ONLY.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:35 pm

Hopefully I'm going to get some booze from myself. Also, I'm going to be a general asshole all the way from 24'th to the New Year and Birthday, just like last year, so my gift to people around me will be violence and pain.

By the way, why are you homosexuals exchanging gifts like regular human beings? It completely alters my views on the whole homo thing, and shower-rapes.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:33 pm

St. Toxic wrote:shower-rapes.

Hey, that's an interesting concept!

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:04 pm

Hardly philosophical enough.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:16 pm

It's not a concept, it's a hard-boiled fact. How else do you think homos would've multiplied into such huge numbers as they can be seen today?

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:34 pm

actually, we've got a homo-factory on the north pole

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:46 pm

Take a few overhead snapshots, will ya, and send it to George. I bet one of them ass-dildo plants can be analyzed into being an illegal weapons factory.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:08 pm

This is so PC it'd make baby jesus cry

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:14 pm

The Bodonkadonk.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:05 pm

The homosexual issue should be dealt with cold steel and I'm not talking about dildos.

Wolfman Walt wrote:The Bodonkadonk.

It looks a bit like a spice harvester in Dune II. Well, kinda.

Or actually, not at all.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:09 am

I thought it more of looked like the sand dune crawler from Star Wars.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:06 pm

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:16 pm

Maybe they should have asked for shirts?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:45 pm

Or an haircut.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:48 pm

The welding's pretty poor, actually... There isn't much to hyperventilate over, it's just thing sheets of metal put together rather quickly and it hoovers above ground. I guess the floating-whatever-engine-system is what costs in it?

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:19 pm

Urizen wrote:it's gonna be a hookah, guys. and he's getting me the creative zen touch mp3-player. hooo-kah!

Yeah, good idea. Just to give you an idea, here they cost about $40 CDN, so they are quite cheap. And make sure you get one that has only one pipe, not one that has like 4 of them, or you'll destroy the whole experience. Makes sure the bottle at the bottom of the hookah is in glass, not plastic.

And don't forget to buy tobacco for it. I recommend the watermelon and coca flavours. Orange is disappointing. Adding pot or hasch is a plus, but makes the hookah become very dirty and difficult to wash.