T-900 wrote:...rather than a repetitive one with lots of ugly sex.
Ugly? With ugly people? Or
tedious, sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars? Stop it, I'm gettin'
misty. Jesus dude, you sounded like a Tom Petty song there. Or worse yet, a Bob Seger song. Which were all covers, anyways. With a dash of
Supertramp.
I mean, just look at education from the
crass, commercial viewpoint...
Being a plumber or an air conditioning guy is fine, but you still need edumackashun for trades. Or a daddy who does that stuff. And you don't start out with forty dollar-an-hour wages. You start out answering house calls, cleaning the shit out of my neighbor's pipeworks, which always seem to jam up-- I wonder if it's dietary over there?
Seriously, dropping out of school is
rutarded. Some day, well,
that whole thing that LlamaGod said about that theoretical guy who
is a douchebag second cousin of mine. Sorry but in most places jobs like my dad's [get out of high school, work the line, make thirty dollars an hour] are going south, and then change thirty to like five. Cents. Plus there's that whole thing about the HS diploma and you not being Bangladeshi or some
dumpy, beardo dumbshit who speaks in clicks and riddles.
This guy in high school was a senior and he told us he was thinking about dropping out. We all told him he was a stupid fuck. Seriously, he says,
Well I was gonna get this job at the mall food court, but they said they wanted me to have a HS diploma first. We laughed and called him names [also he listened to
Poison] but he dropped out anyways. Whether he got a GED in the afteryears or not I don't know, but the other night, guess who I ran into
clerking at the local adult bookstore? Talk about awkward. I avoided his gaze until he blurted out my name and asked how everyone was doing.
Aww shit... He broke the cardinal rule of porn shops, but at least he wasn't on the dole.
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And at least I'm a
college educated pervert... And no fucking pederast, child molesting
fuck either. Do you really want to be Joaquim Phoenix's character in that shitty movie
8mm, only minus the coolness and plus
even more gayness? Dude, I carry
alcohol wipes in my car so that when I leave that place with my DVD I can wipe the
herpegonorrsyphilitis off my hands. It's like working in a urinal, bro.
So what's left? A life of crime? I'd hate to sound like a fucking ONDCP commercial but crime mostly doesn't pay. It's like gambling, nobody quits while they're ahead. They only quit when they've lost the shirt off their backs. People do it for too long, they don't cook their meth for
one weekend, cash their chips, and move on, no they start up a
regular fucking drugstore in the trailer park.
And drugs is probably the
only way to make gobs of cash and
still live at home with mommy. Guess what? Someday the flavor-of-the-week is going to get old. Coke is passe,
disco is dead, and while you didn't care enough to sit through
good government bullshit, people have moved on. Crack cocaine, beanie babies, crystal meth,
American Idol. And you're left with some hazy memories, a well-endowed cellmate, and
thousands of dollars in unredeemable street loans. Risky business, and getting shot over a couple a thousand bucks is not my bag. But hey, that's
venture capitalism for ya. You could always turn state's evidence, provided you're not some small time, punkass gopher with nothing to offer. And chances are you will be. Good luck with
that, at any rate.
The local mobsters don't have a pot to piss in. They go to the
Donut Hole and bitch about the $1.07 coffee and $3.00 at the pumps
would ya believe??! Their kids get
student loans. Or they live at home and become
total fuck ups.
Oh, and pussy is on tap at college. It may not be perfect, hell it may not even be good looking, but at least it's abundant. And probably better looking than some neighborhood skank bitch with four kids and a Turkish moustache. Also, creepy guys who hang out at college but don't attend college get less of it than frat boys who do go there. And frat boys are pathetic.