Duck and Cover

(OOC: By the time we got finished, we'd end up leaving the entire planet in shambles, then leave without killing each other for a drink or something... sounds good to me! You're a good opponent to play against Reaper, kinda makes me wish BB was around so that I could fight him as well.)

(OOC: BB was a brilliant opponent, too bad he's gone. All the old arena masters seem to have left. BB, Stainless, Dolmaniac. I'm all on my own as the only master left.... )

(OOC: One day a statue in the arena will bear my name Reaper. But I'll stick around for a little while yet.)

My kill quota up to page 50:

Umpa: IIIIIIIII
TheReaper's clone: I
BloodBathMaster2: II
Behemoths: 10
Deathclaws: 100
Sir_Funkalot: IIIIIIIII
Arena destroyed: I
Blarg: I
Suicide: III
Spiff: III
Follower: IIII
Stainless: I
Smiley: I
Stainless' fleet ship: IIII
Ghetto Goose: II
Yoda: I
Stainless' clone: I
BigJack: IIII
Hampstor: I
First Foce: II
Glowbug: I

(OOC: *whistles* impressive. If I told you how many people I've killed....)

That's in the current arena. NOt bad since I was killed many times in the first few pages.

"Hmm good fight, i'm going to wait until i get a perfect time to intervene."

*BJ waits while watching, and watching...*

(OOC: Go ahead and fight BJ, show me what you can do.)

"Ouch! You fucker! Take this!"

SM picks up a car and throws it at Reaper, who nimbly dodges it, and SM picks up another one. He keeps hurling the piles of junk at Reaper, who keeps dodging it, until he picks up a very ugly Pinto and instead of tossing it, teleports behing Reap and smacks him, sending him realing into the ground.

SM stands ready with his enchanted sledgehammer, which he wields a lightly as though it were a short sword.

"Come on! Know that I will be around for quite awhile, my friend. I have absorved the evil power of Connie Chung! Haha!"

He stands ready to fight the venerable Reaper, now that the niceties are over. :twisted:

Are you counting every victory, Reap?! 8O I am impressed... You are truly veteran of this topic... 8)

Slave_Master wrote: "Come on! Know that I will be around for quite awhile, my friend. I have absorved the evil power of Connie Chung! Haha!"

"AAAAAHHH! Not... not... Connie Chung! Who can withstand his evil might? This has my vote for The Most Diabolical Power. Nevertheless, such evil must be opposed..."

*enters the Arena, cold iron and silver inlaid Fnordite alloy poleaxe at the ready*

Follower wrote:Are you counting every victory, Reap?! 8O I am impressed... You are truly veteran of this topic... 8)

Thanks :mrgreen: I'll do an updated one soon, around page 70 or so...

*Reaper lies below S_M, his hand on his sword and a grin on his face. Reaper kicks S_M in the chest and he flies back into a shop window. Reaper uses his free hand to pick up an oil tanker and throws it into the shop. He brings out a pistol and smiles.

"Bye."

*Reaper pulls the trigger and the tanker explodes... has S_M survived? That's up to him.

(OOC: Of course I survived, you wantwit! )

SM walks out in front of the shop, and cracks his knuckles. Some tumbleweed rolls by. Suddenly a huge, gas guzzling SUV drives right between them, and when it is gone, SM is not there. Reaper turns around in time to see that huge ass hammer coming down on him, and he grabs it, locking himself and SM into a one armed fist fight.

Reap throws a punch which SM locks in with his elbow, and than fires a blast into Reap's chest point blank. Reaper is knocked to the ground and SM heaves down upon him with the Super Sledge....

*Reaper rolls to the side of the sledge and kicks S_M in the side of the face, the armour on his foot making it all the more painful. Reaper gets up and launches into a flying kick at S_M.

SM is knocked bacwards into a clothing store, and without a weapon, he insticntively picks up a rack, clothes on it, and starts bludgeoning away at Reap.

*Reaper grabs the end of the rack and hurls it through the wall, with S_M still holding on. Reaper grabs another rack and throws it at S_M.

(OOC: Clothes racks? Why not break the arms off of the manequins and sword fight with them while you're at it? Jeesh! )

SM catches the second rack, but just barely. He fires a barrage of blasts at Reap, and than flings himself through the wall, into the street. SM blows up the wall of the building across the street, and walks inside, finding it to be a porno store.

"Heh, sexy..."

He takes cover, because he bets that Reap is already pursuing him.

(OOC: Uh oh.... I think I know where this one is going...)

(OOC: Hell? Good idea, thanks.... Actually, to tell the truth, I had no long term intentions with going into a porno shop. I have a pretty one track mind...)