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Elton John.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:18 pm
by ExtremeDrinker
I have to go to his concert in OKC on March 15. And by have to, I mean have to. It's not like I really like Elton John (his old stuff kicks ass)..But my woman's dad got us tickets for free (because he's a big muckity-muck with the OKCPD) when usually it would cost $480 for these tickets.
Anyone else been forced to go to a concert they don't really care about?
As March nears, am I going to become a fan, and actually want to go?
I'm just not sure how this works.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:57 pm
by S4ur0n27
I went to a fucking Korn show once. But it was actually pretty good.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:26 pm
by Retlaw83
I had to go to some country western tour concert awhile back. I forget the names of the dickweeds who played, but it was terrible. The most fun I had was when I went to the concession stand and pisser, because I could barely hear the music.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 8:47 pm
by Sovy Kurosei
A country band?
Now that is something we can do without.
And crap. I mean rap, yeah.
Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 12:11 am
by King of Creation
$480!!!???
Jesus H Christ.
Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:42 am
by axelgreese
You got to have the big bucks if you want to hang in Oklahoma City.

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:54 am
by Dan
Anyone else been forced to go to a concert they don't really care about?
No, I have my freedom.
For almost two months from today.
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 6:44 am
by POOPERSCOOPER
I went to a N'sync concert cause we got free tickets from this rich family and they were for booth seats. The lameduck in the group who got no attention looked over at us and I fliped him off, it was awesome.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:20 am
by ExtremeDrinker
What would Elton do if I flipped him off? Isn't he a knight? Would he come at me with a broad sword and chop off my arms?
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:35 pm
by Arjuna
No, he'll probably think your being sexually suggestive and will ask you out on a date.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 2:58 pm
by S4ur0n27
He'll give you a ring and lend you his house in Venice.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 4:54 pm
by ExtremeDrinker
So far this sounds pretty positive. I'm gonna have to flip him off. It's a win-win situation. He gets some mad Ryno sex, I get a house for a few days, and the ability to say: "Yeah, so the other day I banged Elton John."
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:09 pm
by S4ur0n27
But do you REALLY want to bang Elton John? He'll probably bang you also in return.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:27 pm
by Mr. Teatime
ExtremeRyno wrote:So far this sounds pretty positive. I'm gonna have to flip him off. It's a win-win situation. He gets some mad Ryno sex, I get a house for a few days, and the ability to say: "Yeah, so the other day I banged Elton John."
Yeah, but on the negative side, you'd have fucked Elton John.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:50 pm
by ExtremeDrinker
I'd fuck anyone with enough money to buy me. Even Elton John. I remember when rock was young.