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So I found this site, I dunno how. Anyway its a mod for hl2 that allows you to use excisting items and do whatever you want with them.
Lets just say they found some interesting things to do in 4 pages, even the goatse!

http://www.halflifesource.com/forums/sh ... ge=1&pp=15
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Post by Koki »

Ok, I did wanted to see it, but i just fucking can't stand all these morons with 5MB of fucking movies in their signatures. Anyone care to dig it out... I'm not saying good luck :drunk:
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Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with these people? They have like eight hundred fucking gifs per sig, each of them stupid and old, except for the cat getting hurled against the wall by the fan, I laughed at that a little. Then there's the guy with the giant picture of Captain Shithead or whoever. Fuckers must all have T1 lines and 62" big screen TV's for monitors.

http://img32.exs.cx/img32/2486/barnese6qv.jpg

Oh yeah, and they all need to like get out of the 7th grade because only 7th graders retards and the Japanese sit around posing cartoons and computer images into sexual positions.
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Post by S4ur0n27 »

Still, the Lineage 2 fisting one was funny.
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The page takes ages to load... And all that I've seen so far is some cheap renderotica-fanboy stuff.

And some of the signature pictures really suck:
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Post by airsoft guy »

Of course they're stupid, the little punks are all like thirteen and when you were thirteen you probably thought stuff like that was teh lolarious.

I especially like the ones that have pictures of marjiuana in their sigs. "OMG, I'm SOOOOOOO hardcore I smoke POT and to let you all know here's a picture of some I got off the internet. If I would I would fuck it, but only if it had some big tits." Or something liek that.

Either way I think if you calculated the mean age of all those posters you might just barely be able to get a learner's permit, so like 15 or 15 and a half here in Washington.
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It loaded fast for me, maybe because I got 8mbit I think. I so laughed at the matrix sig where Neo makes a swan lol.
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Post by Ernesto »

You should be dragged out and shot for posting that link, MR Snake. Worst fucking forum I've ever seen in my life. I hope you burn in hell. :drunk:
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:D
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Post by Artkill »

airsoft, try to be more like maddox please

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Post by Spazmo »

So if his opinion lines up with a given INTARWEB CELEBRITY! it's invalid? The kids on that forum really are fucking morons and he's quite justified pointing it out.
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Post by Smiley »

Must of them sucks, but this one deserves a bit credit, lol...

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a bit
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Post by airsoft guy »

Smiley wrote:Must of them sucks, but this one deserves a bit credit, lol...

http://img44.exs.cx/img44/1628/matrix4ow.jpg
The irony is that it looks better than in the movie.

And here's a gift, just for you Artkill: Merry Fucking late Christmas, pal.
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testiclefetish dot com? I'm afraid to click...
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Post by airsoft guy »

Shhh, don't tell him what it is, it's supposed to be a surprise! Don't peek for him!
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I peeked..And I was like..."Meh"...
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Yeah, it's pretty tame compared to some of the other stuff around here.
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Post by Kashluk »

You promised us basketball-balls, so those were pretty lame :/
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