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Testicular Cancer? No thanks! New stalker preview.
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 8:09 pm
by Megatron
Click the smiley for new secrets
Thanks to the fine stalker fans on the GSC boards for all there help.
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 8:11 pm
by atoga
Seems more Lynchian than Cronenbergian to me.
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 8:26 pm
by Bridgeburner
dragons and exoskeletons? this game is starting to sound cooler by the minute
i'll starting saving up so i can afford a copy once it comes out
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 9:16 pm
by St. Toxic
I will never understand women!
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 9:26 pm
by Blargh
That woman is quite obviously the daft Asian prostitute from the
Hitman series !!!! THEY ARE THIEVES ! SOMEONE ALERT . . WHOEVER IT WAS THAT MADE THE
HITMAN SERIES, STAT !
Fun site though. We salute you Meg.
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 9:30 pm
by Kashluk
Yeah, saluting with swinging beer bottles.
We rock.
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 9:34 pm
by Blargh
I wouldn't use other emotes, it would be against my ethical standards. Huzzah.
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 4:31 am
by Stainless
exoskeletons. Damn, that sounds cool.
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 4:34 am
by S4ur0n27
The game lacks ELVES FFS
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 5:56 am
by POOPERSCOOPER
I've just preordered the game now.
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 6:12 am
by S4ur0n27
Add some "BUY NOW" button on stalker-online and make people pay you 30$ for nothing.
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:12 am
by Artkill
Testicular Cancer in a haiku
Testicle Cancer
It is not very fun, my son
Cuz now you have one.
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:40 am
by St. Toxic
Testicular cancer
my life at an end.
Testicular cancer,
it's my only friend.
Whenever I'm happy
whenever I'm gay
it's there to remind me
that I'm not ok.
I feel really helpless
I scream and I jump.
When touching my balls
I sure do feel a lump.
I know Im a goner,
that my feelings mean jack.
And all I can do
is just cut of my sack.