DAC movie roles

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:43 pm

K i just saw The CUbe and I thought which DAC people would fit the roles best.

Cop/bad guy- Teatime
Depressed/good guy- JohnPnP
student chick- Subhuman
PETA activist- Kashluk
retard- Susan

You can do the same movies or make a new one

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 7:19 pm

The Cube and it's abysmal sequel are cinematic wastes. I'd dearly like to track down the people responsible and extract their kidneys through their nostrils.

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:03 pm

Blargh wrote:I suck cocks since my anus is bleeding and noone wants to fuck me good.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:15 pm

I hope you realise you're a twat, Mismatch.

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:15 pm

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:26 pm

Is there really a retard in the Cube?

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:28 pm

yes he can do astronimical numbers and chit.

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:30 pm

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:33 pm

One thing I didn't get was that each person in the Cube in the first movie was put there because they supposedly had some skill or ability that'd be essentialy to survival. The math kid could figure out the stuff with the numbers, the engineer was handy because he'd designed part of the Cube and provided vital information to escape, the retard was useful because he could identify prime numbers at a glance and help the math kid and the ex-con was useful because he was a pro at escaping shit. But the two others... the doctor may have been useful initially to convince the retard to help, but that cop guy was seemingly just there to go insane.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:34 pm

Idiot Savant or some such. Probably politically incorrect. Think : Rain Man.

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:45 pm

ok, here, some startrek characters (do add more, I dont know that many):

Scotty: DU
Kirk: Teatime (I suppose)
Data: Spaz
O'Hura (or howevah its spelled): Aneuryshssssmm
spock: 4too

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:08 pm

Does that mean I have to kiss aneurysm?
And who'd be the disposable red shirts?

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:15 pm

Does that mean I have to kiss aneurysm?

I thought you already had

And who'd be the disposable red shirts?

Susan?

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:32 pm

It's Uhura. Redshirts are uncredited anyways.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 10:47 pm

PETA Activist?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 12:40 pm

I will now re-cast the movie 'Rambo: First Blood'

John Rambo: Doc Hill
The Sheriff guy: John PNP
The Colonel guy: porcu

LOL

Cube was good. The others are a bit shit.

Gosford Park: Blargh LOL

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 1:01 pm

Ryan's Daughter (1970) -

Michael, originally played by Sir John Mills : Meg. LOL.

Everyone else : who cares ? LOL.

LOL.

Aneurysm · Post by **Aneurysm** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 2:12 pm

Heh too bad I dont watch star treck, who's Uhora ?
Porcu would make a good colonel, he is always giving us msg of hope.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 3:36 pm

If this forum was Firemen Get Hot And Sweaty On Each Other 9, we'd all be playing the lead role.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 3:41 pm

Kashluk wrote:If this forum was Firemen Get Hot And Sweaty On Each Other 9, we'd all be playing the lead role.

We would ? Why ?