Duck and Cover

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:07 am**

I'm seeing him in concert tomorrow, and i'm stoked.

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:45 am**

Rocketman is the only Elton song I know...

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:03 pm**

I'm sorry

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:14 pm**

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road was a pretty good album.

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:08 pm**

I officially hate Artkill now. Sure Elton has come out with a bit of shit & if I never hear Candle in the Wind again, it'll still be too soon, but I love the guy. Have fun at the show man.

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2005 6:40 am**

Wow. Just Wow.

Best concert i've seen in my life, that man is a true performer.

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2005 6:44 am**

I've been hearing he's playing a free show on the fourth of July somewhere in the Philadelphia area, I'm thinking I'll go.

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2005 9:32 pm**

I like some of his songs, the fast one though not the slow ones like Candle in the Queef.

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2005 2:25 am**

I saw him last night (the 23rd) in OKC. It sucked for the first half hour..He played stuff from that Peachtree Rd. thing. There weren't many cheers for those songs because this was billed as a greatest hits type tour, so he appologized to the crowd. Whenhe got to the "classics" it was quite good. I was about 20ft. from the stage, and my ears started leaking fluid. I'm still having trouble hearing, but it was fucking worth it. Damn fine concert.

So wait..Artkill..You in Oklahoma, or something?

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2005 2:41 am**

"Benny and the Jets" is the worst song ever.

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:08 am**

yea i live in norman, and sub please stay the fuck out of my threads you lil' fudge packer

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:44 am**

Artkill wrote:sub please stay the fuck out of my threads you lil' fudge packer

If he is a lil' fudge packer, then what kind of fudge packer is Elton John? Or is he a receiver?

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:29 pm**

Insane-Lark wrote:I officially hate Artkill now. Sure Elton has come out with a bit of shit & if I never hear Candle in the Wind again, it'll still be too soon, but I love the guy. Have fun at the show man.

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2005 2:21 pm**

Artkill wrote:yea i live in norman

I get drunk there when I'm tired of going to bars.

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:32 pm**

haha yea, the advantage of a college town is the parties and easy alcohol

and alex, I'm drowning here and you're describing the water

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2005 6:58 pm**

Artkill wrote:and alex, I'm drowning here and you're describing the water

You mean you want to be a receiver... that would be easily arranged if I lived close to you, I hope you wouldn't mind if a dog did it?
But by the looks of the current situation, you are on your own... buddy.

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:18 pm**

Way to completely misinterpret what I said. I like how you warped it into another gay joke, idiot.

Gay jokes are like girlfriends, best when seldom used.

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:22 pm**

WHY DO YOU FUEL IT SO ?!

Posted: **Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:18 pm**

Artkill wrote:Way to completely misinterpret what I said. I like how you warped it into another gay joke, idiot.

Gay jokes are like girlfriends, best when seldom used.

Yet you make it your own little staple on this forum, to make a post in every thread which says "Fuck you, you dick loving fairy fuck".

I'm not even going to comment on your last statement because its obviously fucking retarded.

Posted: **Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:44 pm**

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD wrote:I'm not even going to comment on your last statement because its obviously fucking retarded.

. . And yet you did anyway. Art's statement is obviously fucking retarded. I applaud your willingness to illuminate these murky matters, Mandy.