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Best. Website. Ever.
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:22 am
by Artkill
http://www.abstinenceonly.com/
Don't be mistaken from a first glance, this website is hilarious.
My favorite section is the "Anal Abstinence" section.
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:31 am
by Alexander
It says it is not for the young or the easily offended... I am not sure which one I am... but I'm not looking!
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:35 am
by Artkill
It doesn't contain anything like that, but if your parents haven't given you the birds and the bees yet, I wouldn't click it.
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:46 am
by Insane Koolaid Man
Good god that site is funny. The "Anal Abstinence" section is friggin' hilarious, I especially like how they illustrate it for you.
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:39 pm
by S4ur0n27
I smiled, but you've got a problem if you think it's hilarious. To be more precise, a "you never got laid" problem.
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:48 pm
by Nicolai
Aye, it was rather shitty.
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:06 pm
by Kashluk
It was pretty decent, the Batman approves.
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:30 pm
by Haris
It wasnt funy at all.
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:37 pm
by ApTyp
I don't see what's so funny about titty-fuck.
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:03 pm
by Blargh
Weary.
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:34 pm
by Artkill
hhaha, i have a different sense of humopr than you
doesnt mean yours is better, shitface
best. punctuation. ever.
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 11:27 am
by Jeff
Artkill wrote:hhaha, i have a different sense of humopr than you
doesnt mean yours is better, shitface
omg you're sooo right. on a completely different note:
LMAO 
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 11:54 pm
by Blargh
Art wrote:hhaha, i have a different sense of humopr than you
Apparently, this is true.
Art wrote:doesnt mean yours is better, shitface
Well, actually, it does. The site you linked to is slightly funnier (but only slightly, mind) than a barbeque fork up one's arse, hence, your 'sense of humour' is inferior to mine, and to all others who have seen your 'sense of humour' for what it is. Huzzah.
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 2:23 pm
by S4ur0n27
Amen.
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:50 pm
by Alexander
Yeah, I must say that that anal abstinence site was not funny at all ... It did not even make me smile the slightest.
Though I have to say that this thread was more or less saved by that hilarious Rock Guide-paper posted by Gimp Mask... Hahahahaha! Good one, it really made me laugh!
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:07 am
by Artkill
you all suck and your penises are small
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:34 am
by Fez
I suppose it makes the job of sucking them easier.
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:17 am
by S4ur0n27
Actually, women like smaller penises.
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:19 am
by atoga
I need to get laid D:
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:23 am
by S4ur0n27
You're not supposed to say this on the internet
You're supposed to brag about your sexual feats!