Duck and Cover

After viewing this fine film for the first time in over a decade, I have decided that it is one of the greatest movies of all time. Ernie Reyes Jr. and Sr. in one movie? Leslie Nielson as a cyborg? Surfing? Martial Arts? Good lord its amazing. Those who disagree need not respond.

It was a good movie, like the Little Ninjas but with more wackiness.

If you like that sort of thing you should watch "No Retreat, No Surrender", 1985, with a young Van Damme playing the role of the ominous Ivan The Russian.
That movie is gold... it is not supposed to be a comedy but after a few minutes you just cant hold yourself from lughing any more and so it continues throughout the whole movie.

My friend lughed himself to death while watching that movie

Yeah it was awesome. I didn't remember Rob Schneider was in it though.

Also, for massive fun, rent any movie featuring Bolo Yeung.

Haven't seen that, but THIS I have!

...and it was horrible...

Alexander wrote:If you like that sort of thing you should watch "No Retreat, No Surrender", 1985, with a young Van Damme playing the role of the ominous Ivan The Russian.
That movie is gold... it is not supposed to be a comedy but after a few minutes you just cant hold yourself from lughing any more and so it continues throughout the whole movie.

That one is also pretty good. I own pretty much all Van Damme movies. I'm not really sure why, though.

RawonaM wrote:... but THIS I have!
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...and it was horrible...

I haven't seen it, but from what I've read I understand it's a really bad bad flick, even from Troma. Damn that they gave up on TromaWars. I was kinda looking forward to that game.

Toxic Avenger >

Old school. I've got Toxic Avenger 1 and 2. The cartoon was much cooler though.

King of Creation wrote:Old school. I've got Toxic Avenger 1 and 2. The cartoon was much cooler though.

So does I too. On LaserDisc! Haven't read the cartoon though.

No..I don't mean comic book. I mean the Toxic Crusaders!

King of Creation wrote: I own pretty much all Van Damme movies. I'm not really sure why, though.

I think you just became my new personal hero.

Did you get In Hell (aka The Savage aka The Shu)? That one is fun...

King of Creation wrote:No..I don't mean comic book. I mean the Toxic Crusaders!

Is it as hardcore as the movies?

He has a whole team of muties! It's gotta be hardcore.

King of Creation wrote:No..I don't mean comic book. I mean the Toxic Crusaders!

Ok. Thx for enlightening me. Never even heard of it. I guess it's not been aired in Sweden. And if it had, I'm pretty sure they'll take a look at it and say:
"Cartoon? Then It's kiddie stuff!"
And then they put some bored, unemployed, talentless actors to do the dubbing.

KoC, have you got The Quest? And if you do, does your brain still try to kill itself when you watch it?

I can watch Legionnaire without my face exploding, but that's about it.

johnnygothisgun, while I do not have anything in particular to say to you in this topic, I am certain the yellow got your attention.

Spazmo wrote:KoC, have you got The Quest? And if you do, does your brain still try to kill itself when you watch it?

I do. I kinda liked it. I was really expecting utter crap before I saw it, because it was Van Damme's directorial debut, but he pretty slightly exceeded my expectations.