Granny

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Sun May 15, 2005 2:17 pm

This is pretty serious. I dreamt i had sex with an older lady last night and i loved it. It this worrisome? Am i going to perish? omg man, she must have been 50, at least.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Sun May 15, 2005 2:24 pm

Maybe you would love it if you tried it.

Try it man.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Sun May 15, 2005 2:52 pm

how does the adage go

learning riding on old horses, or something along that line?

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Sun May 15, 2005 6:51 pm

It'd be the best sex in your life.

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Sun May 15, 2005 7:23 pm

Yea....It's either meat yerky or the hand so to speak.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon May 16, 2005 2:15 am

You have a deep seated sexual attraction toward your mother.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon May 16, 2005 2:29 am

The older the violin, the sweeter the music ? Unless the lucky lady happens to be tone deaf, then she might not care ? Best employ ear plugs.

Older women can be much fun. As mulch or in bed. Huzzah.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue May 17, 2005 1:26 pm

50 is a bit old

Try with 30 or 40.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue May 17, 2005 8:45 pm