Screw you guys, I'm going home

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:07 pm

Turns out there are many more cool and exciting things to do than be in Fallout "community". I bought a bike, and in just a few weeks I'll be able to attract ladies with my muscular legs. Ciao!

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:13 pm

. . .

Y - You . . . you mean you never had muscular legs, ApTyp ?!

All this time . . .

. . . It was all a lie !?

*runs away crying*

P.S - Best exercise caution though, as excessive bike riding can be detrimental to one's virility. It's all to do with heat. As you are ApTyp, I suspect this could be especially disastrous. Perhaps you might consider cutting a hole in the front of your bike shorts ? Ehuehuehuehuehuehuehue.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:20 pm

..want muscular legs? Work out. I've been biking for 3 years, 10 Km each way to school. Didn't do squat. Zip. Nada.

2 weeks in the gym and I began seeing results.

Of course, the first gives stamina, the other gives big muscles.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:10 pm

Go home, madmang.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:39 pm

And I will nickname you Frog. Kekekekeke

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:39 pm

Or Rex.

kekekeke

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:38 pm

Only fags ride bikes. Real men go out in the jungle and kick a bears ass and ride that to school.

Kizmiaz · Post by **Kizmiaz** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:00 pm

Your only a OH SHIT I HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!111!1111oneone if you remove the saddle from your bike.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:33 pm

I bought a bike like in 7th grade and it was a lot of fun. We had like bike gang crews and we would protect our "jumps" from other gangs.

If you bike enough, then you will see a big improvement in your legs, but like smiley said its not going to be bulging muscle. Your leg will just get harder and more defined. Bikes are good for you but when your older than 13 you tend to be a swell guy riding them like those spandex people who think they are cars.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:43 pm

I hadn't rode a bike for about 10 years or something. But a few weeks my brother left it somewhere so I rode it home, and that was pretty fun ^-^ Just driving through the ghettos of england and dodging people walking dogs im a bit like a one-man biker gang!

then 5-0 got up in my grill and shit so i had to make a jump out of 2 bricks stacked on top of each other and a plank and i jumped over a dry river-bed and then pulled a wheelie while i flipped a bird!

I think.

id have thought you attract ladies with muscle arms instead of legs unless you wear a skirt?

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:51 pm

Why so complicated, just show the girls your money or credit card.
Prostitutes don't care for small penises or small legs, I heard.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:53 am

Monowheeling, thats the key to success right there.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:18 am

Thor Kaufman wrote:Why so complicated, just show the girls your money or credit card.

Why even put that much effort? They make Porches exactly for this sort of reason.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:24 am

They just can't say no to that!

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:32 am

.......Patio furniture?

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 4:22 am

Porches.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:50 am

Oooh, can barely believe Walt missed that one. It just doesn't mesh.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 2:03 pm

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 4:00 pm

St. Toxic wrote:

They just can't say no to that!

I wondered about that as well, until I figured out, Walt probably meant the cars lawl

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 4:03 pm

No, really ?