Duck and Cover

Help i need to find the win95 euro patch for Constructor

Its about yay big *indicates size* plz help me find it

I fear im starting a noob like topic so if i do send $5 care this address to DAC for my treatment, www.duckandcover.cx and find the pay pal thingy

Support DAC today, i have not been told by Tea_Time to say this, Oh and if you get a chance help me find this patch

http://vogons.zetafleet.com/viewtopic.php?t=1221 no patch

100% pure megatron

'Constructor Windows95 native upgrade (Euro release, not for italian version)'

That it ? Constructor was an amusing game, for the time.

If it isn't that, here is a pre-emptive : 'fuck you, you lying bitch cunt whore'.

I checked the link and it doesnt work, looks like you failed Blargh, The punishment is death, no worse a night listening to spazmo's 'theory of the universe' mwhahahaha

By the link i mean that when i click on the mirror to download it says:

Invalid Key or in use or Missing File

Your download key for the requested file is invalid. Download keys are only valid for 48 hours. Once your download is complete, the key is no longer valid. Keys are also only valid for the original server. Additionally this error may be caused because the file was not found on the server.

Cmon every lets find this patch so i stop posting for a couple of days while im destracted

As I tested it before posting the link, successfully downloaded the file, and confirmed it was indeed the patch you were after, it seems my pre-emptive retort was well placed.

To think, I could have hosted that file for you. A pity. Such a pity.

For your lack of coherency, punctuation, intelligence and humour, I find you deserving of stopping. Please do so.

As I tested it before posting the link, successfully downloaded the file, and confirmed it was indeed the patch you were after, it seems my pre-emptive retort was well placed.

To think, I could have hosted that file for you. A pity. Such a pity.

Fuck!

Cmon host it

hey blargh e-mail it to me so it's like throwing the kids hat from person to person until the hat falls in some dog shit.

dont really, you should rename another program as the constructor patch and e-mail it to him so funni

Your Mean!

Give it me I need it

No wonder you have such high post counts, your ass holes

Now give it here, or ill never stop posting, i mean it, i can have children, dont make me do it, i will, they'll all post the same shit as me i swear

And ill follow you home kill you dog hide its remains in the wall next to your room, so it will be rotting next to you every night and if ya dont got a dog ill go get one and do it, i swear, dont make me, ill run for governer of california, i can do it, Arnie did

*laughs*

Wonderful suggestion(s), Meg, but I am not a cruel man at heart. No.

Now, to the pressing issues :

Children ? More to torment, more to dissect. While I could complain, it would be ill placed.
Dogs ? The sort of dogs I have would kill and hide you in the walls of a kindergarten. My sense of humour appears to have rubbed off on them. For my amusement and not for your sake, please carry through with your . . . threat. Do.
Governor ? Best of luck. Truly. Yes. However, you may find the 'lying bitch cunt whore' quota already filled amongst the political children of the world.

Fervently,
Blargh

Well

That was a sharp come back i have to admit but thou has forgot one point, you have never tormented me, quite the oppisite many a night i have sat up and laughed at you and you posts, why a kindergarten how, cruel of you to suggest, why what will dear timmy do during resess, my threat tho great in planning could not be carryed out, strike me down the day i approach what in fact you may call a pit-of-a-home you live in, i would die from the dear stupidity and lack of intelligence in the surrounding area

Why, i cannot see my self getting mad at one so adept to making one feel a fool, so, dear Blargh, i must bid you a great, adue

Hypovincectivealy,
Hat_Man99

How come I like everyones alt account? Freekishly weird.

Hint: These are not double accounts.
Answer: Enlinghtening.

You do seem to be far too literal in behaviour and vision, hat. Not good.

MR Snake wrote:How come I like everyones alt account? Freekishly weird.

Fuck off, Ross.

Koki wrote:Hint: These are not double accounts.

So you say ? Not in the know ? A pity.

You do seem to be far too literal in behaviour and vision, hat. Not good.

Your a complete and total cock head Blargh i now am starting to get the distaste for you like Antimeasure Has for Naked_Lunch, so kindly fuck off dude and pick on someone your on wieght

Double Post

Bt the way someone post something that will help me, i got the coneuro.zip file now, it just asks for the cd, which i dont have, so does anyone have a crack for Constructor

hat_man99 wrote:Cmon every lets find this patch so i stop posting for a couple of days

He does have a point there... maybe we should look, it might certainly be worth the effort? ...though this is depending on how many days he is talking about...

Hmmm, when reading this utterly idiotic thread - I cannot stop wondering why someone(who has done nothing for the community, I might add) would ask for others to help him find a patch on the internet?
Q: hat_man99, Do you ask people in school or at work to do things for you too?
Also, if one was really interested in playing this game (which is quite famous and finding a patch for it is probably very easy), then one would probably put the effort in looking himself, no? Instead, hat_man99, put all his effort into making a annoying thread(as there are not enough of these already, according to him, that is) here and starting a most vacuous conversation with Blargh, whom he must have sensed has a great liking for such things.


Eventhough the generally depressing mode of this whole thread Megatron's post did light things up a little:

Megatron wrote:hey blargh e-mail it to me so it's like throwing the kids hat from person to person until the hat falls in some dog shit.

dont really, you should rename another program as the constructor patch and e-mail it to him Laughing REALLY FUCKING HARD so funni

I have to compliment you on this one - it is, indeed, a grand idea but I have to say that one could elaborate even further on this one... instead of renaming just 'a program', one could remane 'a virus' ( preferably one of those that does not erase even if you format your whole drive)... think of how long it will be before he posts next time, eh? Or just find him anotherone of those homeless guys he could suck in the park like last time...?

Mr. Snake wrote:How come I like everyones alt account? Freekishly weird.

Because your are someones alt account? That would clear up a LOT of things actually.

EDIT:

idiot wrote:Double Post tard ... bla bla bla ... crack for Constructor

Do not double post, this is not the wasteland. Use -button, for the Forum's sake. And cracks are illegal, you shit.

Wait wait wait, what did you ever "do" for the "community", Alexander?









PS: Stop posting.

And cracks are illegal, you shit.

So, we'll got banned? For posting illegal software?

Nicolai wrote:Wait wait wait, what did you ever "do" for the "community", Alexander?

I did not say that I have done something for the community, I said that he [hatman] has not done anything... I am certainly not pretending that I have...

Kiki wrote:So, we'll got banned? For posting illegal software?

Uhh... what? No. Maybe?

P.S. Is that some manga or something?