How often do you masterbate?

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:42 pm

It's been bothering me quite some time that I don't know how often you people masturbate. Please share your onanist habits with us.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:43 pm

I've lost count, actual--masturbation break--ly.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:44 pm

Oh. How about: daily, and weekly?

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:06 pm

Whenever the mood should strike me.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:58 pm

I haven't masturbated in years. When ever a girl walks by my penis is like "cough cough help me"

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:06 pm

Between the moment of my awakening this morning and the current time, which is 0:00 exactly, I masturbated twice. Today has been no exception in regard to this aspect of my daily routine.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:15 pm

what qualifies as a full masturbate are we talking 4 shakes or what

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:17 pm

Juice..

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 12:31 am

I average 3 times a week with a few bouts of actual intercourse and mutual masturbation thrown in.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:49 am

Lynxer wrote:Juice..

I've never once juiced my dick. I fondle it till it get hard but not till it start spraying all over. I only juice when I have a wet dream. My penis is probablyt in bad shape.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:52 am

You'd think this thread would be turning me on, but...no.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:40 am

*winces*

That was a particularly scathing example of criticism.

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:06 am

Subhuman wrote:You'd think this thread would be turning me on, but...no.

ThatÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s because you been whackinÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢ it so much your mind is starting to collapse in on itself.

Snoffy · Post by **Snoffy** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:19 am

2557 times a year.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:19 am

Pretty random.. sometimes not once a day, other times it's a sperm-a-thon (Which is usually about mid-way through my girlfriends period).

So in average I'd say 2 - 3 times a day, not including sex and like Rhyno put it so well, mutual masturbation.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:29 am

This thread is now about hyperactive, agoraphobic elephants.

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:03 am

Stop abusing my beloved state of Main for the purpose of satire and scorn.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:57 am

Personally, once a day, regulary. That's gonna increase to 2, however, since apparenty masterbation helps to think clearly (blood inflow) and against cramps.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:58 am

ApTyp wrote:masterbation helps to think clearly (blood inflow)

You think often with your penis?

"Masturbating one, two, or ten times a day is healthy, as long as it brings you pleasure and you still continue to eat, go to school, and see friends."
link - it seems masturbating even decreases the risk of getting testicular cancer.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:09 pm

I don't masturbate, I let my girlfriend do it for me