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The Future Will Be Expensive yet Delightful.
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:50 am
by ExtremeDrinker
http://artlebedev.com/portfolio/optimus/
The Optimus Keyboard. LCDs on every key. I might buy one if I suddenly come into a lot of money and suddenly decide to stop lighting that money on fire to light my smokes.
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:56 am
by Blargh
Fantastic.
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:06 am
by ExtremeDrinker
Was there a server burp that caused this?
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:11 am
by POOPERSCOOPER
probably, but none of the admins will admit it.
The keyboard looks cool but its not something I would go out to buy in replacement of the one I have now. With the games, you would have to map each key which wouldn't be as cool if all games did it if it was a standard. It w*ould be so futuristic if that happened.
Maybe you can post goatse on your keyboard.
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:14 am
by ExtremeDrinker
I'm not sure if pressing the "anus" key would do any good for anyone, though.
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:17 am
by Spazmo
It'd actually be pretty sweet if you could use the keyboard as a secondary display, with all the keys forming one screen. And it's just neat technology. I put this on my "expensive shit to buy if I'm rich" list, just before "car made of gold".
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:07 am
by Smiley
Big rumour goes around saying it's only a 3D render, and not an actual keyboard.
I think they're right...
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:07 pm
by Kashluk
"It will come around in 2006
Moscow is the capital of Russia
It will cost less than a good mobile phone"
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:51 pm
by ApTyp
I'd rather have as less lights on my desk as possible. Ideally the only light would come from the monitor screen. I had to tape over the monitor LED because it was so distracting - I sure don't need the damn keyboard to light up.
Besides, it has very little practical value. More of an expensive novelty.
It sounds pretty cool, sure, but I'm not buying it.
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:19 pm
by S4ur0n27
You had to tape the monitor LED?
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:23 pm
by ApTyp
Yeah, it was blue and VERY BRIGHT. The Chinese are constantly looking for more ways to punish those stupid Americans.
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:14 pm
by Megatron
I put blu-tac over my monitor and speaker LEDs. It makes for a more pleasurable movie-going experience.
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:57 pm
by S4ur0n27
Watching LEDs in the dark is fun, though.
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:15 pm
by ApTyp
It gets boring really fast.
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:25 pm
by Kashluk
So do you.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:55 am
by ApTyp
You can't put tape over me, though.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:11 am
by Blargh
All one would need is enough tape.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:18 am
by Wolfman Walt
ExtremeRyno wrote:I'm not sure if pressing the "anus" key would do any good for anyone, though.
Hotlink the keys to your favorite freesite porn sections?
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:35 am
by Koki
Bah, why everyone gets orgasms with that, I do not know.
Expensive like hell, would get bored after a week, not really needed, ass to clean and maintain... if I'd had to choose a wacky keyboard, I'd take
Das Keyboard.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:49 am
by Kashluk
I would likey
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