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A REAL Review of Restricted Area

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<strong>[ Game -> Review ]</strong> - More info on <a href="http://wikipocalypse.duckandcover.cx/in ... Restricted Area">Game: Restricted Area</a>

<p>The folks over at <a target="_self" href="http://www.gamespy.com">Gamespy</a>
appear to have written the first intelligent review of Restricted Area
that I've seen. They completely bash in the game's face.</p>
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If you read our most recent preview of </em><em>Restricted Area, you know we were looking forward to the final build of this </em><em>Diablo-style
action-RPG set in a post-apocalyptic universe. After all, the
opportunity to gun down hordes of mutants, collect cybernetic gear, and
wander the wastelands should appeal to anyone who misses the classic </em><em>Fallout and </em><em>Fallout 2 role-playing games. <strong>So much for that. </strong></em><em>Master Creating's title is laden with bugs, pathfinding issues, poorly
implemented multiplayer, and tedious quests and level design, making it
one of the worst titles we've reviewed this year.</em></p><p><em>... </em></p><p><em>Restricted Area could have nicely filled the underused niche of
the sci-fi action-RPG, but the bugs, boring level design, and tedious
pathfinding combine to make the game a miserable chore. Sadly, the
game's official online forums were taken down after being flooded with
complaints, about as sad an indictment as you can get. Even if you see </em><em>Restricted Area in a $10 bargain bin months from now, think twice; I didn't pay anything for my copy and I still feel ripped off. </em>

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<p>The review accurately states many of the horrible things that went
wrong with this game. You can go and read the whole thing <a target="_self" href="http://pc.gamespy.com/pc/restricted-are ... l">here</a>. </p><p>Spotted @ <a href="http://www.rpgdot.com">RPG Dot</a></p>
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Post by Hatchen »

Ha, I keep hearing this game being bashed, which for me is enjoyable. But i have one thing that you should look at that would make one laugh.http://pc.gamespy.com/pc/restricted-area/569659p1.html
here are 2 really wonderfull quotes.
"After the game´s extraordinary success in Germany we are thrilled to be working with a strong partner like Whiptail Interactive on the international release,"
"The feedback from gamers worldwide has been fantastic so far and we are grateful to those fans."

Hmmm, I think I seem to see some irony going on here.
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Post by Wolfman Walt »

I thought Something awful had a pretty good review, even if it was only supposed to be taken light heartidly.
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Post by S4ur0n27 »

Gamespy giving an accurate review? D: This is new!
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Post by ApTyp »

Panning crappy German games won't result in Gamespy losing access to preview code for all the hottest games, that's why.
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Post by MR Snake »

Honestly this game is so shit it goes on dac's news.
Isnt worthy of being called a post apoc.
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Post by ApTyp »

You played it? Maybe you can write a review for DAC.
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Post by MR Snake »

Tried the demo with my hopes all high........
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Post by S4ur0n27 »

An unreadable review D:
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Post by Blargh »

'Tis a great pity, really. I was so looking forward to running around in a spray on rubber dress, prodigious breasts flapping mightily, destroying half naked, deranged mutants with mind bullets and other funky new age parlour tricks. But no ! They disappointed me ! They snatched away the proffered bauble, cruelly laughing on their way to the bank ! Ehue.

I am most relieved that a colleague was silly enough to purchase it. :drunk:
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Post by vx trauma »

Shit. Well hopefully someone produces a decent
post-apocalyptic RPG.
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Post by rabidpeanut »

Restricted area is just diablo on futuristic german(or wherever) steroids.
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