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Urban Ded

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:51 pm
by Megatron
http://www.urbandead.com/

Browser-based zombie game. It's fun for an amazing 3 minutes then you have to wait another day. Make sure to stay inside barricaded houses at the end of a turn and don't use your pistol to fight zombies.

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:48 pm
by MR Snake
Your a moron. This game absolutelly stinks.

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:49 pm
by Naked_Lunch
I dunno, I got a kick out of it.

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:57 pm
by Blargh
It is to be expected that the sublime MR Snake would declare others intellectually deficient over something as important as a difference of opinion. Insightful.

For the sake of being contrary, I thought the game was highly amusing. :drunk:

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:11 pm
by Thor Kaufman
no good

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:06 pm
by Megatron
mazing 3 minutes
Listen SHIT BREAD, this game is fun because you can nearly hit people with a fire-axe ok? Go back to NMA fuck face >:(

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:54 pm
by S4ur0n27
2 minutes 30 seconds would be mroe accurate. Yes it would. :drunk:

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:55 pm
by MR Snake
Shit bread? How dare you?!!?!!

Lets see my history of the game.

You fire your gun and miss the zombie.
You fire your gun and miss the zombie.
You fire your gun and miss the zombie.
You fire your gun and miss the zombie.
Your out of bullets.
You attempt to punch the zombie and miss.
You attempt to punch the zombie and miss.
You attempt to punch the zombie and miss.
You attempt to punch the zombie and miss.
You attempt to punch the zombie and miss.
You attempt to punch the zombie and miss.
You attempt to punch the zombie and miss.
end of turns.

Thats what I call good family entertainment.

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:11 pm
by S4ur0n27
You lack talent maybe D;

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:44 am
by PiP
Megatron wrote: this game is fun because you can nearly hit people with a fire-axe ok?
Bloodlines.

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:53 am
by St. Toxic
Didn't work in bloodlines for me. Every time I used the axe, instead of hitting anything, my character got some center gravity thing going and started spinning around his own axis.

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:29 pm
by Raymondo
This game suffers the same problem most webbrower games do, good idea but bad transition into a game.

But it's still just in beta stage so I hope they improve it abit more. More graphics would be nice.

EDIT:
Site overloaded. Hello, too-many-people from Metafilter, and anywhere else that's linked to Urban Dead as a result, and sorry, existing players.

Check back a bit later, and the load might have lightened.
What a way to kill the immersion. Thanks guys!

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:48 pm
by Aneurysm
Nothing beats car wars tho...

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:49 pm
by drochfhuaimniú
Site overloaded. Hello, too-many-people from Metafilter, and anywhere else that's linked to Urban Dead as a result, and sorry, existing players.

Check back a bit later, and the load might have lightened.
Same thing happened to me. Pity, it didn't look half bad.

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:51 pm
by Raymondo
Aneurysm wrote:Nothing beats car wars tho...
Damn right, mofo! :drunk:

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:31 pm
by atoga
Since your last turn:

* Game News: Significant new game features have been added since your last move. Read Game News (08-01 21:13 GMT)
* A flare was fired 3 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the south. (08-02 01:10 GMT)
* A flare was fired 1 block to the west and 12 blocks to the north. (08-02 06:52 GMT)
* Diseaser said "hello" (08-02 09:08 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 13:04 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 14:26 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:27 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:27 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:27 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:28 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:28 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:29 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:30 GMT)
* A flare was fired 13 blocks to the east and 2 blocks to the north. (08-02 15:21 GMT)
* A flare was fired 8 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the north. (08-02 16:51 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 17:40 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 17:41 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (08-02 19:03 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 20:33 GMT)
* A flare was fired 12 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the north. (08-02 21:08 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 21:52 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 21:54 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 21:55 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 21:58 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 13 blocks to the south. (08-03 03:39 GMT)
* A flare was fired 7 blocks to the east and 5 blocks to the north. (08-04 08:39 GMT)
* A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 6 blocks to the north. (08-04 13:48 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (08-04 15:06 GMT)
* A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 9 blocks to the north. (08-04 18:48 GMT)
* A flare was fired 3 blocks to the east and 11 blocks to the north. (08-04 19:54 GMT)
* A flare was fired 13 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the north. (08-04 20:17 GMT)
* A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 11 blocks to the south. (08-04 22:10 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (08-04 23:50 GMT)
* A flare was fired 10 blocks to the west and 9 blocks to the north. (08-05 00:15 GMT)
* A flare was fired 14 blocks to the west and 3 blocks to the north. (08-05 01:26 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (08-05 11:26 GMT)
* Game News: A tagging mission has been announced. Read Game News (08-05 16:54 GMT)
* A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 12 blocks to the north. (08-05 19:15 GMT)
* A flare was fired 14 blocks to the west and 7 blocks to the north. (08-05 19:33 GMT)
* A flare was fired 13 blocks to the west and 14 blocks to the south. (08-05 22:24 GMT)
* Game News: Weather warning. Citizens are advised to remain indoors. Read Game News (08-07 11:19 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the north. (08-07 19:14 GMT)

You have been killed.

Awesome.

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:13 pm
by Nicolai
I've still got Car Wars on a CD somewhere in my CUPBOARD OF DOOM. D:

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:08 pm
by MR Snake
atoga wrote:Since your last turn:

* Game News: Significant new game features have been added since your last move. Read Game News (08-01 21:13 GMT)
* A flare was fired 3 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the south. (08-02 01:10 GMT)
* A flare was fired 1 block to the west and 12 blocks to the north. (08-02 06:52 GMT)
* Diseaser said "hello" (08-02 09:08 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 13:04 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 14:26 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:27 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:27 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:27 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:28 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:28 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:29 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:30 GMT)
* A flare was fired 13 blocks to the east and 2 blocks to the north. (08-02 15:21 GMT)
* A flare was fired 8 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the north. (08-02 16:51 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 17:40 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 17:41 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (08-02 19:03 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 20:33 GMT)
* A flare was fired 12 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the north. (08-02 21:08 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 21:52 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 21:54 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 21:55 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 21:58 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 13 blocks to the south. (08-03 03:39 GMT)
* A flare was fired 7 blocks to the east and 5 blocks to the north. (08-04 08:39 GMT)
* A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 6 blocks to the north. (08-04 13:48 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (08-04 15:06 GMT)
* A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 9 blocks to the north. (08-04 18:48 GMT)
* A flare was fired 3 blocks to the east and 11 blocks to the north. (08-04 19:54 GMT)
* A flare was fired 13 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the north. (08-04 20:17 GMT)
* A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 11 blocks to the south. (08-04 22:10 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (08-04 23:50 GMT)
* A flare was fired 10 blocks to the west and 9 blocks to the north. (08-05 00:15 GMT)
* A flare was fired 14 blocks to the west and 3 blocks to the north. (08-05 01:26 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (08-05 11:26 GMT)
* Game News: A tagging mission has been announced. Read Game News (08-05 16:54 GMT)
* A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 12 blocks to the north. (08-05 19:15 GMT)
* A flare was fired 14 blocks to the west and 7 blocks to the north. (08-05 19:33 GMT)
* A flare was fired 13 blocks to the west and 14 blocks to the south. (08-05 22:24 GMT)
* Game News: Weather warning. Citizens are advised to remain indoors. Read Game News (08-07 11:19 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the north. (08-07 19:14 GMT)

You have been killed.

Awesome.



lol :joy:

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:36 pm
by Janus Matchell
Yeah thanks for the link Megatron, I have a level 7 soldier. And I one lucky fucker because I hit every 50% of the time. It could be the fact I got pistol and shotgun training but I think it's luck. Also playing a zombie is about as much fun as having your balls ripped off by Bruce Willis. Note: that is not fun.

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:41 pm
by Blargh
Janus Matchell wrote:as much fun as having your balls ripped off by Bruce Willis. Note: that is not fun.
Writing from personal experience ? Seems so. Could you post pictures ? Perhaps set we curious souls up with a mpeg of the event ? That'd be wonderful. Yes. :drunk: