Doomsday Scenario

[Aonaran]

It's the end of the world. Doesn't matter how. Could be nuclear holocaust, the dead come back to life, second comming of Christ, whatever. The world is fucked, society is nil and chaos is the hip new thing.

Here is my question:

1) What is your weapon of choice?
2) Who do you kill first?
3) What/where do you use as a base of operations?
4) What is the long term goal?

[VasikkA]

1) A rusty nail
2) nearest Wal-Mart employee
3) Santa Claus' secret bunker in North Pole
4) Find the Holy Grail

[Subhuman]

1. Uzi
2. Ann Coulter
3. The mall
4. To rebuild Ann Coulter as an Uzi-toting cyborg mall security guard. Or, failing that, to find Jamie Bell and make out with him.

[jiujitsu]

1) A long blade/sword.(No ammo problems. Nice and personal.)
2) Anyone who's being a real douche bag.(To me or others.)
3) No base.(Wander around. Nomad.)
4) To die of old age.

[Thor Kaufman]

It's the end of the world. Doesn't matter how. Could be nuclear holocaust, the dead come back to life, second comming of Christ, whatever. The world is fucked, society is nil and chaos is the hip new thing.

Here is my question:

1) What is your weapon of choice?
2) Who do you kill first?
3) What/where do you use as a base of operations?
4) What is the long term goal?

1 club and or knife
2 dunno
3 a bar
4 to rape as many people as possible

[MadBill]

1) 1.5m Digging bar
2) Whoever is closest to me and fulfills the following criteria:
I feel that they were a contributing factor in said end
or failing strong enough convictions, a poloticitan.
3) My pockets.
4) Survival most likely, with added side-quests doled out by the ubiquious quest givers.

[Naked_Lunch]

1) Chainsaw
2) The kid who beat me up in 4th grade
3) Nowhere. If there's a zombie attack you want to be constantly on the move as not to be swarmed by the undead menace.
4) Get susan and elope with him.

[Blargh]

1 - The power to utterly and irrevocably destroy <things>/<peoples>/<entities>/<deleted> by thought.
2 - Favouritism is for fuckwits.
3 - Irrelevant.
4 - Self discipline.

[St. Toxic]

1) Banana
2) Myself
3) Siberia
4) Win a million dollars

[POOPERSCOOPER]

1. A pistol
2. I would kill my neighbors
3. I would move
4. To a place that wasnt destroyed, the promise land.

OMG WE NEED MORE TOPICS TO HELP DAC

[Blargh]

1) Banana

A frozen, specifically sharpened combat banana ?

BANANARCHY !

[St. Toxic]

Its yellow; that much I know, friend Blargh.
But the rest... its all in a clouded part of my brain, locked up behind bars.
I can't remember. I can't remember. I just... I just cant remember.
*fizzle* *chock*

[[HpA]SniperPotato]

1) A rifle, prefrebly with a scope. Non scoped is good too.
2) I kill the people running around on the street
3) A lawn chair on my roof because it is high above ground from the zombies
4) Kill more people then the guy next door.

[Spazmo]

1. A pistol.
2. Myself. The post apocalypse world would suck to live in. Also, I plan to be the guy who caused the whole world ruining catastrophe, so it'd be a good dramatic choice.
3. I imagine I'd be left to rot in the secret lab where I detonated the bomb/released the virus/told the alien fleet's admiral that his mom was fat. Maybe some kind soul would bury me. That'd be cool.
4. Mostly, just not to have my corpse eaten by some horrible mutant or raped by some socially maladjusted type. It'd be really cool if my skeleton became the central holy relic of some horrifically ironic religion devoted to the worship of the mangod who killed the world.

[King of Creation]

1. M-16. realistically, I'd want a variety of weapons, and the means to make my own ammo.
2. The first guy who tried to pull something
3. An island in a temperate climate...somewhere that's not ever cold, or ever really hot. I'd get around in my Black Hawk.
4. Long term goal is to establish a new world order, with myself at the head.

[MadBill]

Hrm, I think if it were the second coming of Christ specifically:
1) Nuke
2) Jesus
3) N/A
4) None

[ApTyp]

1) Robarm's VEPR .308
2) I really have no preference - I hate so many people I can't just pick out one person.
3) A large hotel in downtown area, with easy access to an interstate.
4) None.

[Mismatch]

1) Sawed off Shotgun
2) Whoever gets in my way
3) any old military complex
4) DAMN DIRTY APES!

[RawonaM]

1. 7,62 mm Infantry Rifle M/27, "Pystykorva"
2. The first person who gets in my way.
3. Somewhere high and remote.
4. To survive.

[Koki]

1. Right here righ now my choice is limited to a machete, but in long term why not get M1.
2. No one or everyone, doesn't really matter.
3. Highest building in most desolated city.
4. to CATCH THEM ALL! Oh wait, I dunno.