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I hope ''God'' pushes down a brick exactly above this mythomaniac's braincase.
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Amen
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call it god, call it gravity, doesn't matter as long as it works as it's supposed to be :g:
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Quatsch. Gravity is a just a quality of the constellation of forces that control the material world. This spectrum of forces we call nature. Nature has no identity.
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Post by Ernesto »

I personally like Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit To Wife's Vagina.

And yes, The Onion rules.
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Onion sucked as of late, so I stopped visiting it few months ago.
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Evangelical physicists, along with all the other twits who attempt to rationalise the natural world in accordance with divine intent are woefully easy targets. Practically effortless. Jaded, I suppose, for I didn't find this especially amusing. For all the satire, there are sadly, real and plentiful incidents of these fools attempting to subvert science, reason and fact. I would admire their determination were they not so addled.

Stupid pricks. :drunk:
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Post by atoga »

Occam's Razor, bitches.
suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
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Oh my god, Newton was wrong!
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Newton is believed to have never had any kind of sexual involvement during his entire life. HE DIED A VIRGIN HAHAHA. I bet he wished he had bigger apples obeying the laws of gravity.
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Lynxer wrote:I bet he wished he had bigger apples obeying the laws of gravity.
Waiting for long to employ that dastardly quip ? :drunk:
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Lynxer wrote:Newton is believed to have never had any kind of sexual involvement during his entire life. HE DIED A VIRGIN HAHAHA.
What? He didn't masterbate? How are you supposed to know that?
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Lynxer is clearly the reincarnation of Newton or a voyeur of that era. There can be only a few other possible explanations ! :drunk:
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After Newton wrote down his theory of gravity, he made an apple pie and violently raped it to consummate his brilliance.
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ApTyp wrote:made an apple pie and violently raped it
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Newton was quite wrong as the jerk forgot to account for relativity. Classical mechanics isn't strictly true, but it's true enough that it works most of the time.

I stopped reading the Onion ages ago when I noticed they just use the same jokes every week.
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

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What....masturbation is NOT considered a sexual relationship, is it? How can one have a relationship with ones self when man is comprised of just 1 entity? Fuck, i bet he masturbated in every fashion imaginable just to recover from the exhaustion of his intensive thinking, or maybe as a means to gain inspiration? Really, how am i supposed to know? The man died ages before the atoms that made up the gamtes by who's mergence my embryonic becoming was initiated were bond together.
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Post by MadBill »

Say "Occam's Razor" to an evengelist and they agree.

I have gotten into that argument.

Personally I find a nullset much much more simple than a non-null set.
I miss the good ol' USSA.
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gravity is a myth, just like sperm cells and jellyfish.
does this work
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