Where the fuck is OTB?

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:15 am

Figured it was about time for another one of these.

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:13 am

I recall him telling something about being stationed in Germany for military training.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:39 am

OnTheBounce wrote:Next Monday (4/25) I'm heading out to Germany to rejoin 1st Infantry Division (this will be my third time with that division) and I've a million things to do before I leave.

figured it was about time you learned to use the search function eh?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:59 pm

I guess they don't have internet in Germany.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:30 pm

I guess they don't have internet in Germany.

Lies.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:38 pm

Germany used to be full of Nazis, but now it's just fags and porn stars. I wept.

Also, Uwe Boll

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:49 pm

ApTyp wrote:now it's just fags and porn stars. I wept.

You forgot the nazis

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:48 pm

We don't have fridges here, either. And our plantation swell guy, who harvest our potatoes have to use the bongo, since we don't have any telephone, or similar. So don't mock Germany please.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:58 am

ApTyp wrote:Also, Uwe Boll

Uwe Boll is German? Well that explains everything.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 12:20 pm

"Uwe Boll (born June 22, 1965 in Wermelskirchen, Germany) is a director of movies based on video games, such as House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, the forthcoming BloodRayne, Hunter: The Reckoning, Fear Effect, Dungeon Siege, and Far Cry and several others he has acquired the movie rights to. His Boll KG company slogan declares itself to be the "World Market Leader in Video Game Adaptations." He is currently in a bidding war for rights to Half-Life and Metal Gear Solid, and recent online interviews suggest that he may be after the rights to Fallout and Castlevania as well."

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 12:34 pm

Thanks for ruining my day, bitch.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 12:36 pm

Yur welcome.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:16 pm

Clearly, Uwe Boll belongs on the 'Humans Earth Would Be Better Off Without' list, along with all the others.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:18 pm

Dont you mean "Earth Would Be Better Off Without Humans" Probebly not though

Tenkoy · Post by **Tenkoy** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:17 pm

Even Yahoo gets it.

[HpA]SniperPotato · Post by **[HpA]SniperPotato** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:55 pm

What if OTB was Uwe Boll and he was off creating another horrible movie in Germany set on a fictional military base for this so called 1st Division.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 4:11 pm

Reading comprehension, hat. Fucking oath. In the hope of lending your existence to something worthwhile, I would consider opening you from sternum to groin, and making a reading of your innards. Sadly, sadly, I am certain your nature would render the exercise inane and obfuscate any insights to the point of meaninglessness. A doomed augury. Then, an epiphany ! My momentary disappointment would be eclipsed by the sweet, sweet memories of a painful metamorphosis. From and to blood. Unrecognisable. That blissful, coppery tang on the air. One could almost taste it. Yes, you would be redeemed.

By Jove, you're lucky this is the Internet.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 4:51 pm

Isn't Metal Gear Solid already movie enough?

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:39 pm

Blargh wrote:Reading comprehension, hat. Fucking oath. In the hope of lending your existence to something worthwhile, I would consider opening you from sternum to groin, and making a reading of your innards. Sadly, sadly, I am certain your nature would render the exercise inane and obfuscate any insights to the point of meaninglessness. A doomed augury. Then, an epiphany ! My momentary disappointment would be eclipsed by the sweet, sweet memories of a painful metamorphosis. From and to blood. Unrecognisable. That blissful, coppery tang on the air. One could almost taste it. Yes, you would be redeemed.

By Jove, you're lucky this is the Internet.

I find this attack on my comprehension of reading rather old and tireing, I've heard it enough and someone stateing the obvious isn't that smart, No matter how much the gloss it over with mutilation of my body. Maybe you need a new hobby hey Blarghy Boy, may i suggest a nice suicide cult.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 6:05 pm

Aye, it is weary, hat. In character for you, no ? Please note, however, that the 'attack' would not be were it not for your slew of deficiencies, in this instance, one in particular. If avoidance holds your attention, then I would suggest amending future behaviour appropriately. I feel that silence would be a sublime choice.

P.S - Cults are hilarious. Nonetheless and with regard to suicide, I suspect you may be confusing my best interests with your own. Oho.

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