Uwe Boll strikes again

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:18 pm

http://gr.bolt.com/news.htm?news=2

Uwe Boll will be making a Postal Movie. It will probably suck the shit, but you never know.

On a side note, the first Postal was one of the best game ever.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:43 pm

'Gary Coleman (who made an appearance in Postal 2) will play himself in the movie.'

[HpA]SniperPotato · Post by **[HpA]SniperPotato** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:58 pm

Won't somebody stop this horror from being unleashed on the world?!?

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:11 pm

Keep throwing this asshole shit scripts, that way his attention is diverted when the properties for good games are licenced for movies. This news bothers me none. There needs to be some fodder to be used as shiny keys to wave in front of his cunt face.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:33 pm

what would it matter if a good game was made into a bad movie? Just don't watch it.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:21 pm

I'd like to see the reactions on NMA, DAC and the Codex if he was to make Fallout

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:23 pm

Thats when all of us gun enthusiasts you love so much will plan our field trip to Germany.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:50 pm

Aonaran wrote:Thats when all of us gun enthusiasts you love so much will plan our field trip to Germany.

So you do have a use !

*laughs*

I am relieved.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:08 am

Indeed

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:52 am

Uwe Boll is doing a great job.

Bloodlust · Post by **Bloodlust** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:51 am

Isn't Uwe Boll doing a dungeon siege movie at the moment?

WARNING:

Moronic comments inside,serious danger of loosing several IQ points by the the time you finish reading this.Proceed at your own risk.You have been warned.

Uwe Boll interview at Rotten Tomatos

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:10 am

Uwe's filmography as the director, including upcoming titles:

# Fear Effect (2008) (announced)
# Hunter: The Reckoning (2007) (announced)
# Far Cry (2006) (announced)
# Night Claws (2005) (announced)
# In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2006) (post-production)
# BloodRayne (2005) (completed)

# Alone in the Dark (2005)
# House of the Dead (2003)
... aka House of the dead: Le jeu ne fait que commencer (Canada: French title)
# Heart of America (2003)
# Blackwoods (2002)
# Sanctimony (2000)

# Erste Semester, Das (1997)
# Barschel - Mord in Genf? (1993)
# Amoklauf (1992)
# German Fried Movie (1991)

this guy's scary.

Bloodlust · Post by **Bloodlust** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:24 pm

# In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2006) (post-production)

GAYEST POSTER EVAH!!1(Click Me)

Also,gayest actors evah.The chick is kinda hot however

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:38 pm

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

HE IS COMING!!! BOLLZILLA!!!!

I

hate that guy.

Some brilliant guy wrote:Thats when all of us gun enthusiasts you love so much will plan our field trip to Germany.

I'n not a game enthusiasm but I would certainly come!

Dungeon Siege is gonna be... in 2 parts? Who will bother to go see the 2nd part...?

He says he distributed his first film to german theatres himself. I'm sure he HAD to because nobody wanted to publish it.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:27 pm

Is that Jason Statham? Wow. He went from Snatch, to Transporter and now this?

Holy shit, Ron Perlman plays in Dungeon siege?

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:41 pm

Uwe lieks movies about video games. He likes movies so much that he does them himself so the movie will be excellent.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:43 pm

A Dungeon Siege movie is easy to make; you don't need scriptwriters.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:16 am

Eewwy Bull wrote:I love "Apocalypse Now," "The Deer Hunter," "Dances With Wolves," "Raging Bull," "Taxi Driver," "Fargo," "Jaws"

He can't possibly like all those movies. He just took a quick glance at AFI's 100 Greatest Movies of All Time list and dropped some names.

WHY IS THIS MAN STILL WORKING, JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK. His movies have all bombed. The critics have torn him to pieces. And he's still. Making. Movies. People...offer him scripts. He...gets paid. I don't understand.

Interviewer: What is your preference in the ongoing debate between PC Games and console games?

UB: I like to play with my Xbox.

"I like to play with my Xbox." That's going on a bumper sticker, folks.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:11 am

I just wanna know how he got Burt Reynolds. Seriousily.

UB: "Hunter: The Reckoning" and "Fear Effect" and (withheld until the formal announcement).

Also, any idea what the "With-held till formal announcement" could be? I hope it's not a franchise I like.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:57 am

It'll probably be Fallout. The fucker wants it bad.