Doom, dont read if you havent seen the movie....or do....wha

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:35 am

So I saw Doom yesterday and it occured to me, what a crap movie.
This was halfway thru tho and the only interesting part so far was the ancient civilication that inhabited Mars at one point wich seems to have been the ancestors of the human race but then, why dont we have the last kromosone?!

Anyway, everything is all fun and games meaning it sucks untill! They start shooting the movie real doomstyle, im talking ....well actually I forgot what its called, firstperson view? You see thru the eyes of the marine who now is superhuman and that my friends, is what made this movie worth seeing.
Without that little "firstperson view" scene I would have dismissed the movie as pure crap.
Amazing how one scene can change an entire movie.

Anywho, on a sidenote, I love how the weelchair guy turned into one of those, slimier thingies that I myself found it more efficiant to chainsaw to death in Doom 3.

Thoughts?

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:47 pm

It was shit. Avoid. The first person stuff was just crappy CGI stuff. Last Chromosome can be explained away by saying that the choromosome pair is only found in normal somatic cells, rather then gametes. and thus, aren't passed on to prodgeny.

The Pinky Demon reference was kind of a nice touch though (Carmac, also the scientist).

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:03 pm

Why start a second thread, you goddamn illiterate moron?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:09 pm

D5it-m38 wrote:Why start a second thread,

A question !

D5it-m38 wrote:you goddamn illiterate moron?

And with it, an answer !

Aha.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:13 am

MR Snake wrote:So I saw Doom yesterday and it occured to me, what a crap movie.

What a coincidence. I jumped in front of a moving car the other day and it occurred to me, what a dumb idea.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:48 am

Subhuman wrote:I jumped in front of a moving car the other day

You tease.

Wishful thinking. Yes.

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 5:41 pm

S4ur0n27 wrote:Why start a second thread, you goddamn illiterate moron?

I felt like it and this one has no poll moron.

First person stuff rocked. Without it I wouldnt consider reseeing the movie.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 5:47 pm

The first-person stuff was only good if you played games so you could go "lol." For a movie it was pretty shitty, since they wasted cool fight scenes just to have it done in first person. If they did it from a third person it would of been a lot cooler, but probably require a lot more work.

MadBill · Post by **MadBill** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:18 pm

MR Snake wrote:So I saw Doom yesterday and it occured to me, what a crap movie.

What the fuck were you expecting?!

I went and saw it with the expressed impression it was a joke. The person selling tickets looked at me funny. I laughed harder.

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:39 pm

Well, for a game with such a great story, I didnt belive anyone could actually make it turn to shit.
Sure most other game>movie has done it but not to my Doom!

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 4:08 pm

I thought the Doom movie was mostly based on the latest Doom game?

Doom 3 = shit = Doom the Movie ?

Bloodlust · Post by **Bloodlust** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:30 pm

Kashluk wrote: Doom 3 = shit = Doom the Movie ?

So,here it is,with the aid of advanced mathematics,the full scientific explanation of why Doom:the movie sucks

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:36 pm

Excellent work! You've reduced it to a previously solved problem. To complete it,

[...] = TIME TRAVEL! = Finland = Kashluk = bad

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 8:15 pm

My superiority in all matters intellectual cannot be apprehended by such vulgar fouls like you, dear sirs! Laugh all you can, I know I will have the sweetest minute of giggle in the end. "Those who shalt thine euphoric chanting deny shalt forever be lost of thine enlightment", Blrgh. 11:24-25. I know. I know.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:10 pm

You make the dolphins from the fridge weep piteously, Kashluk.

And Blrgh also.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:48 pm

Kashluk wrote:My superiority in all matters intellectual cannot be apprehended by such vulgar fouls like you, dear sirs! ...

The word you're looking for is COMPREHENDED, not APPREHENDED, you mongoloid.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:21 pm

Retlaw83 wrote:The word you're looking for is COMPREHENDED, not APPREHENDED, you mongoloid.

What if he was looking for the word GRANNYRAPIST? How can YOU know??

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:25 pm

Retlaw83 wrote:The word you're looking for is COMPREHENDED, not APPREHENDED, you mongoloid.

That's the only mistake you spotted? Obviously you do not apprehend the English language my friend!

Post by **Retlaw83** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:22 am

GRANNY RAPIST IS TWO WORDS!!1

Or is it a hyphenated reference?

What the hell do I know? I'm a creative writing major, not an English major.

Oh, wait.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:45 am

No, it's two words. Hyphens are one of the most overused punctuation symbols in the history of ever.

And you're all retards for using even 0.006% of your brain thinking about the Doom movie.

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