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Dungeon Seige movie 1 AND 2?
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:52 am
by jiujitsu
http://www.gamespot.com/news/6136825.html
Game-to-film director's In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale to release in two parts next November and December.
Unfortunately.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:26 am
by Wolfman Walt
Uwe's gotta milk that money somehow.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:54 pm
by Retlaw83
The fucker is trying to get rights to a Fallout movie, too.
Hopefully his business will die before then. Beginning next year, the German tax loophole he makes a living off of will be closed up.
They have some kind of whacky law over there where the government gives him money for flopped movies. So he purposely makes his movies terrible and pays his investors back with the German tax refund, or whatever it is. I'm sure there's enough left over investor and government money for him to keep buying the newborn congoid babies whose innocent souls fuel his presence in the material realm.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:27 pm
by MurPHy
I don't see the point. Dungeon Seige didn't have much of a story beyond "Enemies are attacking the Kingdom of Ehb!!! Defend it young farmer!!!". It's quite childish outside of a game setting.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 3:27 pm
by Kashluk
Yeah, most gamers are just used to childish settings so they don't complain. Too bad most games suck / would suck on the big screen, mostly because of that. How about if the movies were 15 hours long with some funny re-take sessions included where the hero desperately tries to kill some mega mutant monster blinded and with one working arm, because he accidently quick-saved when he was supposed to quick-load. So we'd have a 3 - 4 hour marathon of trial and error when he tries to abuse a bug in order to overcome that situation.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 3:53 pm
by Blargh
STOP IT. STOP IT. STOPIT.
YOU ARE GIVING HIM
IDEAS.
He
notices. Picks up on the awful. That Which Should Not. Ruins and distorts and -
STOP IT.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:36 pm
by Wolfman Walt
Retlaw83 wrote:The fucker is trying to get rights to a Fallout movie, too.
I'm pretty sure some fallout fan would just shoot him if that was the case.
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:26 am
by S4ur0n27
I guess Rosh would do it. I mean, he KILLED A MAN
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:02 pm
by [HpA]SniperPotato
Susan wrote:I mean, he KILLED A MAN
Tell me the story papa susan, of Rosh the 1 Ball Bandit.
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:52 pm
by Jeff
wrong forum, dipshit.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:30 am
by jiujitsu
Yea, I realized 2 seconds after I posted it. I felt better knowing one of the slaves... I mean mods, would clean up my mess and move it here.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:01 pm
by S4ur0n27
jiu is getting funnier by the minute
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:08 pm
by Jeff
jiujitsu wrote:Yea, I realized 2 seconds after I posted it. I felt better knowing one of the slaves... I mean mods, would clean up my mess and move it here.
well I hope you feel better knowing one of said slaves will delete all of your posts on certain forums from now on
