Tips to stay awake
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Tips to stay awake
On those nights where you have late work to do and need an extra boost to finish it, what do you do? Energy drinks? Drugs? I'm curious, I need to stay awake more and more and want the best thing.
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I prefer Celsius myself, because it's intuitive and makes sense... but I'm still accustomed to thinking about the American way.
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F = ((9/5)*C)+32
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Read the damn thread, he says he has work to do late at night... working out, posting on DAC, and masturbation will keep you awake, but won't lead to productivity... unless you are able to simultaneously type a term-paper with one hand and stroke yourself to orgasm with the other. In which case, I envy you.
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Maybe you find the pythagorean theorem sexy? There is such a thing as taking a slight break and THEN he can masturbate, work out, etc. Or he can use his left hand to use one of those stress balls. Regardless, they're all applicable so STFU.
Additionally, he asked what we do to stay awake - he didn't ask for things that were applicable to him.
Additionally, he asked what we do to stay awake - he didn't ask for things that were applicable to him.
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This one actually made me laugh. I love your humor, Blargh.Blargh wrote:Ideally, self mutilation is something everyone should experience at least once. Personally, I think it would be especially applicable to Geno, in this (perhaps any) instance. Oho.
I'm taking energy drinks, it works pretty well, but the next day, I'm a zombie and I sleep in classrooms where it's all white(it's actually worser if it's white...). I could try using my 2 hands to do all these things. Too bad I'm not good enough with my feet...
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One time Paul Erdos (pronounced air-dish) was talking to this amateur mathematician guy and he goes "How many proofs of the Pythagorean theorem do you know?" and the guy goes "two" and Erdos goes "I KNOW THIRTY THREE!" and then the guy's head exploded and the roof blew off the house.Wolfman Walt wrote:Maybe you find the pythagorean theorem sexy?
Anyways, in my experience, writing papers for English, humanities, etc. classes is basically mental masturbation. Fortunately I have much training in the art of using a thousand words of bull to convey a hundred words of meaning.
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Spazmo wrote:Anyways, in my experience, writing papers for English, humanities, etc. classes is basically mental masturbation. Fortunately I have much training in the art of using a thousand words of bull to convey a hundred words of meaning.
Seems so.Spazmo wrote:Basically, the solution is to be me.
You all love me.Funny Blargh wrote:It wasn't humour, you vapid fruitstorm.
Drink lots of coffee. Energy drinks are overrated, I find, plus they taste gross. They lack the general invigorating feel of coffee. Green tea works wonders, too. I stayed up all night drinking pot after pot of it once and felt wonderful in the morning.
Alternately, do speed or crystal meth or whatever if you've got it.
I stayed up all night doing an English project and reading/posting on DAC once, without caffeine or anything. I ended up staying up for a good consecutive 48 hours; by the end of it, I was pretty ravenous, blurting out all kinds of crazy things and generally feeling like I was out of my mind. I think I thought I could fly or something, too. I remember seriously considering jumping off of an apartment balcony. True story.
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Alternately, do speed or crystal meth or whatever if you've got it.
I stayed up all night doing an English project and reading/posting on DAC once, without caffeine or anything. I ended up staying up for a good consecutive 48 hours; by the end of it, I was pretty ravenous, blurting out all kinds of crazy things and generally feeling like I was out of my mind. I think I thought I could fly or something, too. I remember seriously considering jumping off of an apartment balcony. True story.
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suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.