Harry Potter

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:13 pm

Any of you actually read the books?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:21 pm

Finished 1 and 2, read 3 about half-way through and browsed some of te beginning of 4. We had this Harry Potter mad teacher at high school who forced us all to read them, make essees about them yadi yadi. It was pure agony.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:33 pm

No, I prefer enlightening and/or enjoyable reading material.

Woo.

RawonaM · Post by **RawonaM** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:07 pm

I also read 1, 2 and 3... also started 4 but it was too much... I could not take it anymore.
Jesus Christ half of the Harry Potter books were just descriptions of what they ate! It just made me hungry an pissed of.
As books they were quite well written but the content was just too

I'm more into more mature fantasy with blood, gore and chicks in chain mail bikinis.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:15 pm

JESUS COMDEMNS HARRY POTTER FOR BEING VIOLENT AND OCCULTISM LOVIN

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:51 pm

No. But I've seen the movie, or at least a trailer.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:58 pm

I was stuck on an island with the first five books, so I read them. Don't you ever judge me.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:59 pm

Bah, the movies aren't really good. The books are excellent though.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:27 pm

Harry Potter is for fagits.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:11 pm

AND TEENS WHO BURN CHURCHES AND WORSHIP THE DEVIL.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:20 pm

They're decent fun but it's too obvious how the whole thing will end: Harry will die to save everyone and forgive our sins. It's the standard Jesus scenario they use to ruin the end of popular franchises.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:26 pm

Well, he has to die. Otherwise there would be a sequel after a sequel, although I don't think the publsher would mind that. James Bond needs to die too. And Fallout.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:01 am

Fallout died a long time ago in Monterey in old Mexico...

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:37 am

Christ battles little people in deep space because Harry Potter is a blasphemer against fantasy. Also, I miss fantasy. Haven't read it in a long time. Suggest a book or series anyone pllllleeeeeeaaaase? Sucky sucky

Scorpion · Post by **Scorpion** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:17 am

I've read 4 of the books, all in the same year, just to go on a field trip to skip school for a day to see the first goddamned movie (something stone...).

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:11 am

I've never read the books or seen the movies. Heck, I don't even know who really is this Harry Potter.

Yes, I live in a cave!

MadBill · Post by **MadBill** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:49 am

I know I read one of them. Which one, I don't fucking know--I can't remember jack shit about it. Unimpressive the lot of them.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:20 pm

They get better. The serie gets really good at the third book.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:44 pm

Thor Kaufman wrote:Harry Potter is for fagits.

S4ur0n27 wrote:Bah, the movies aren't really good. The books are excellent though.

DO YOU SEE THE CONNECTION NOW?!?!

RawonaM · Post by **RawonaM** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:46 pm

Christ battles little people in deep space because Harry Potter is a blasphemer against fantasy. Also, I miss fantasy. Haven't read it in a long time. Suggest a book or series anyone pllllleeeeeeaaaase? Sucky sucky icon_chew

Get yourself some Gotrek & Felix books. They are great and they sure aren't one those "happy happy joy joy!" fantasy books.