omg Christmas Lists

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:07 am

What are you guys going to ask for, for christmas?

I was thinking of a xbox360 but its not worth the work to get one when I'm only mildly interested at this point. I was also thinking of a DS but the online looks kinda shitty. Mario Kart only allows 4 players and half the courses online.

Basically I dont know what I want and I usually make my family angery because I tell them at the last minute.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:11 am

Chairs. Two of them.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:12 am

A full set of encyclopedias and a season pass to the Roger Williams Zoo.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:00 am

I asked for a pair of slippers and some money. I might get greedy and ask for some gloves.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:42 am

ur all swell guy

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:48 am

I don't care about christmas gifts. I'll surely get money. I recently got new glasses and a new coat with which I don't look like a kid. And a few other things.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:56 am

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:ur all swell guy

What? There's nothing better than a good pair of slippers. They keep my feet warm, they keep my socks hole-less and they provide my dog with something to gnaw. It's a total life solution. A good pair of gloves means I don't have to keep my hands in my coat pockets all the time so I'm ready to ninja chop my adversaries with deadly force. It's a total life solution.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:08 am

For christmas I am asking for:
-money
-drugs

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:11 am

My friend's "YOUR PRAYERS MEAN NOTHING" shirt.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:12 am

Battery acid is a total life solution. Oho.

I do not indulge Christmas for far too many reasons.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:23 am

We do not celebrate Christmas because it's a religious holiday.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:47 am

It is? Oh, wait--you mean that Jesus stuff. Well, yeah, that's one interpretation, but of course the more popular meaning of the holiday (eating turkey and spending money) predates that new agey spiritual nonsense by years.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:56 am

You asked for slippers last year, spazmo.

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:56 am

I have a friend going to Viet Nam next week and I asked her to bring me a pretty virgen girl back. Or a monkey.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:43 am

Or a pretty virgin girl that used to be a monkey.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:41 pm

Some books and a movie, I guess.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:58 pm

An electrical Shaver. I'm tired of using razors..

I think the most expensive gift I've ever gotten for christmas is a silver chain necklace.

Consoles and expensive shit like that I've always had to pay for myself. Including all of my computers!

As for the DS, I think the PSP looks like a better choice =/

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:04 pm

Gook girls are monkeys.

As for the christmas gifts, can't you use your imagination? Stop asking for video games, chit.

I, too, asked for slippers.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:21 pm

6 hot elves in leather thongs and a lap dance or several. No wait, that was last christmas... I guess it's slippers then.

Aneurysm · Post by **Aneurysm** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:51 pm

Underwear and a nice tie