lucid dreams

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:15 pm

latex asshatted women with plasmapistols kill themself while on guard duty.

EDIT part2: I showel mad cowdiseased brain matter into the hollow head of a giant iron buddha statue,

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:50 pm

Since the incident, I only experience lucid dreams.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:30 pm

I saw 7 fat and healthy cows grazing. But then 7 weak and sickly cows came and ate the healthy cows, and everything began to die around them.

Then, on the eve of the second day, I saw 7 grand stalks of corn, high as an elephant's eye. But then 7 diseased weeds grow up and over them and eventually killed them. And then the land began to wither away.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:47 pm

Lay off the crack, maybe.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:23 am

my lucid dreams tend to just be orgies and the like. ZOMG

Kahgan · Post by **Kahgan** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:40 pm

hnnnnnnnf I saw a dried up, ghoulish, zombiefied baby

but it wasn't a baby, it was a dead friend

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:45 pm

Lucid dreams are the ones when you realize you're sleeping, not the ones you remember long after you wake up.

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:27 pm

lucid dreams

Huh?

Girls who I fancy on the spot and mentally take their clothes off? Like anyone. Why'd you ask?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:31 pm

a lucid dream is when you can control what is happening in your dream, like IMAGINATION okay :roll:

i write down my dreams in a book, interesting huh?

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:49 pm

I few days ago I dreamed I had a poisonous frog attached to my head just above my left eye. In my sleep I scratched this long deep vertical gash down my forhead, through an old scar, and into my eyebrow. It was a painful morning.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:35 pm

I always dream about going to work and having a shit day. Then I wake up, go to work and have a shit day.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:02 pm

You must be a prophet of sorts, no doubt about that huh

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:34 pm

I thought that

was just painful to watch.

Megatron, share your dreams with us? :booze:

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:55 pm

4 Dec - Florida, 1980. Dad found some teenagers robbing car and killed one. We had already dug up an alligator with a body inside it, so we put them together and reburied it. Drove around (my town) sitting on nothing and driving on the soles of my feet. Went to firestation and there was a fair or something. Went to college and watched 2 movies spliced over each other, Irreversible and cannibal holocaust. Took off a girls shoe and her socks were so tight you could see her toes individually.

I might just scan in a page or so since they vary in quality to wether I can be bothered writing them down as soon as I wake or not.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 2:46 am

Eh. I prefer the time betw. being awake and the sleep, you hear stuff like voices or music, and if you close your eyes your mind sees things, like last time I saw a dead man's gray face rip in two and explode in a cloud of ash

Dreams are kind of dumb though, since you're asleep.

Lunchmeat · Post by **Lunchmeat** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:19 am

This morning I had a dream that I was James Bond. I was fighting zombie cowboys in my old high school with the help of machine gun weilding R2D2. Q wouldn't let me have any gadgets, but kept spouting profound sayings and advice. Then I went to see the high school band play, but woke up before it started.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:08 am

My lucid dreams usually involved hot girls I liked at school. It would feel like it was a dream but I was leary to just go up and grab because if it was real than I would be screwed. Also there would be like a family member there that I don't want to see what I am doing. They don't usually last though, once I realize its a dream IT moves onto something else and I go back into dreamland.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 7:46 am

Stainless wrote:I always dream about going to work and having a shit day. Then I wake up, go to work and have a shit day.

I used to have that, so I stopped going.

Once I had a dream where I was in boot camp, and this drill instructor kept yelling at me to wake up while I was doing pushups. When I woke up, the bus to the recruitment facility had stopped. I got off on mental conditions.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:00 am

Lucid dreaming is BS.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:22 am

Koki wrote:Lucid dreaming is hilarious fun.

Yes.