Duck and Cover

Ok, this is a little site dedicated to bringing anyone anywhere together to discuss playing games, making games, and what makes a game a good/great game. We need more members, and we want ones that actually know what they are talking about so that people like me, hehe, can be served up in the face and be told what the right information is. Now, if anyone is interested, please visit the forum here and join up. We need all the smarties we can get ...

THis is the format i want for the post above, thank you for you time, and please check out the site to see if it is ok to attract people to the forum. The gol is by no means to remove people from here to go there instead, but to increase our name and members to make a solid community to help those who are new to gaming be introduced, and to converese with fellow gamers about everything gaming, and the stupid, yet sometimes smart, companies that give them to us.

And this has to do with post apoc somehow?

Shall we troll this site?

jeez, fucking furry swell guy

That's no furry, that's Kenshin, he's a badass ronin who runs around and doesn't kill people because he's too badass to do it. And he is badass master samurai. And he has dark past.

Very badass.

WHEN that Aprilis, with his showers swoot*, *sweet
The drought of March hath pierced to the root,
And bathed every vein in such licour,
Of which virtue engender'd is the flower;
When Zephyrus eke with his swoote breath
Inspired hath in every holt* and heath *grove, forest
The tender croppes* and the younge sun *twigs, boughs
Hath in the Ram <1> his halfe course y-run,
And smalle fowles make melody,
That sleepen all the night with open eye,
(So pricketh them nature in their corages*); *hearts, inclinations
Then longe folk to go on pilgrimages,
And palmers <2> for to seeke strange strands,
To *ferne hallows couth* in sundry lands; *distant saints known*<3>
And specially, from every shire's end
Of Engleland, to Canterbury they wend,
The holy blissful Martyr for to seek,
That them hath holpen*, when that they were sick. *helped

Befell that, in that season on a day,
In Southwark at the Tabard <4> as I lay,
Ready to wenden on my pilgrimage
To Canterbury with devout corage,
At night was come into that hostelry
Well nine and twenty in a company
Of sundry folk, *by aventure y-fall *who had by chance fallen
In fellowship*, and pilgrims were they all, into company.* <5>
That toward Canterbury woulde ride.
The chamber, and the stables were wide,
And *well we weren eased at the best.* *we were well provided
And shortly, when the sunne was to rest, with the best*
So had I spoken with them every one,
That I was of their fellowship anon,
And made forword* early for to rise, *promise
To take our way there as I you devise*. *describe, relate

But natheless, while I have time and space,
Ere that I farther in this tale pace,
Me thinketh it accordant to reason,
To tell you alle the condition
Of each of them, so as it seemed me,
And which they weren, and of what degree;
And eke in what array that they were in:
And at a Knight then will I first begin.

A KNIGHT there was, and that a worthy man,
That from the time that he first began
To riden out, he loved chivalry,
Truth and honour, freedom and courtesy.
Full worthy was he in his Lorde's war,
And thereto had he ridden, no man farre*, *farther
As well in Christendom as in Heatheness,
And ever honour'd for his worthiness
At Alisandre <6> he was when it was won.
Full often time he had the board begun
Above alle nations in Prusse.<7>
In Lettowe had he reysed,* and in Russe, *journeyed
No Christian man so oft of his degree.
In Grenade at the siege eke had he be
Of Algesir, and ridden in Belmarie. <8>
At Leyes was he, and at Satalie,
When they were won; and in the Greate Sea
At many a noble army had he be.
At mortal battles had he been fifteen,
And foughten for our faith at Tramissene.
In listes thries, and aye slain his foe.
This ilke* worthy knight had been also *same <9>
Some time with the lord of Palatie,
Against another heathen in Turkie:
And evermore *he had a sovereign price*. *He was held in very
And though that he was worthy he was wise, high esteem.*
And of his port as meek as is a maid.
He never yet no villainy ne said
In all his life, unto no manner wight.
He was a very perfect gentle knight.
But for to telle you of his array,
His horse was good, but yet he was not gay.
Of fustian he weared a gipon*, *short doublet
Alle *besmotter'd with his habergeon,* *soiled by his coat of mail.*
For he was late y-come from his voyage,
And wente for to do his pilgrimage.

With him there was his son, a younge SQUIRE,
A lover, and a lusty bacheler,
With lockes crulle* as they were laid in press. *curled
Of twenty year of age he was I guess.
Of his stature he was of even length,
And *wonderly deliver*, and great of strength. *wonderfully nimble*
And he had been some time in chevachie*, *cavalry raids
In Flanders, in Artois, and Picardie,
And borne him well, *as of so little space*, *in such a short time*
In hope to standen in his lady's grace.
Embroider'd was he, as it were a mead
All full of freshe flowers, white and red.
Singing he was, or fluting all the day;
He was as fresh as is the month of May.
Short was his gown, with sleeves long and wide.
Well could he sit on horse, and faire ride.
He coulde songes make, and well indite,
Joust, and eke dance, and well pourtray and write.
So hot he loved, that by nightertale* *night-time
He slept no more than doth the nightingale.
Courteous he was, lowly, and serviceable,
And carv'd before his father at the table.<10>

A YEOMAN had he, and servants no mo'
At that time, for *him list ride so* *it pleased him so to ride*
And he was clad in coat and hood of green.
A sheaf of peacock arrows<11> bright and keen
Under his belt he bare full thriftily.
Well could he dress his tackle yeomanly:
His arrows drooped not with feathers low;
And in his hand he bare a mighty bow.
A nut-head <12> had he, with a brown visiage:
Of wood-craft coud* he well all the usage: *knew
Upon his arm he bare a gay bracer*, *small shield
And by his side a sword and a buckler,
And on that other side a gay daggere,
Harnessed well, and sharp as point of spear:
A Christopher on his breast of silver sheen.
An horn he bare, the baldric was of green:
A forester was he soothly* as I guess. *certainly

summary please

That's gotta be the most pompous name for a site or forum or whatever the fuck I've ever seen.

Stupidity. DEFINED.

OWNED like a black man in the 1700s

racism isnt funny sir

Why, it sure is, my dear chap, bloody damn funny, if I say so myself, yes.

Emn1ty wrote in : GAMING DEFINED Forum Index -> Off Topic >> Sonic vs. Goku

As do i, but Goku hasnt passed on quite yet. He is "dead" by that little halo around his head. He still fights just as well. So technically Goku cannot die again, so he is invincible also. I say goku because he is faster than sonic, who else can instantly move from one place to another, or disappear from vision? Sonic never did either of those.

tender gayness.

I'm touching myself right now.

I'm touching myself, too. Oh, wait, it's not because of this guy here.

vx trauma wrote:

Emn1ty wrote in : GAMING DEFINED Forum Index -> Off Topic >> Sonic vs. Goku

As do i, but Goku hasnt passed on quite yet. He is "dead" by that little halo around his head. He still fights just as well. So technically Goku cannot die again, so he is invincible also. I say goku because he is faster than sonic, who else can instantly move from one place to another, or disappear from vision? Sonic never did either of those.

tender gayness.

Sonic obviously kicks so much ass he doesnt have to do anything to beat goku becuase the series is gay and im a little water buffalo.

Sonic, he can really move! Sonic, he's got the attitude! Sonic! He's the FASTEST THING ALIIIIIIVE!

Sonic the hedgehog, bam padamtam tam dadam.

Koki wrote:That's no furry, that's Kenshin, he's a badass ronin who runs around and doesn't kill people because he's too badass to do it. And he is badass master samurai. And he has dark past.

Very badass.

For a person who constantly denies that he likes j-stuff, you sure do know a lot.

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