Falloutish Post Apoc Want Ads

[JohnPnP]

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<p>Today's <a href="http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3637" target="_self">Something Awful </a> had some interesting want ads.

Premium High-Tech Weaponry for Sale!
</p><p>"<em>High quality pre-war superweapons, long guarded and used exlusively by the Fraternity of the Fist, a popular gentleman's club in these post-apocolyptic times. Due to eternal strife and hard times, we have been forced to lay off a large portion of our brotherhood - and we're passing the savings on to you! Stop by our subterranean bunker this Sunday as we place thousands of high quality pre-war items on the auction block. Everything from high-powered plasma rifles to low-powered plasma rifles with defective triggers are up for grabs! Come one, come all. Find the elevator door about 40 miles northeast of Dirtopolis. Bring this ad and recieve a free pre-war foam cowboy hat"</em></p><p> </p><p>Looks like the phunnies to me! </p><p>Spotted @ <a href="http://www.somethingawful.com">Something Awful</a></p>

[King of Creation]

Ew...Something Awful.

Neat articles though.

[Jesus Christ]

Yes! I've always wanted a telepathic dog. All that split pea soup sounds tempting too.

[Mad Max RW]

Haha those are awesome.

[VasikkA]

Another semi-funny article at SA, just post-apoc this time. Great read if you want to waste some time, but otherwise I stick to photoshop phridays than read the plain stupid articles on the frontpage.

[Wolfman Walt]

I always thought that Comedy Goldmine had some pretty good entries, my favorite being stories from Rent-To-Own, as did Weekend Web...Though generally Weekend web is more of a "morbid curiousity" deal then actual funnay.

[Jesus Christ]

My personal favourite, despite the fact that it's all about my arch rival is http://www.darwinawards.com/.

[Koki]

Hentai games reviews are absolute blast. Other than that, I don't check it regularly.

[S4ur0n27]

It's awful