The Baby Who was Born
Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:11 am
One simple summer day a boy was born. "We should call him captain boxer" said the dad.
" Why in the world would we want to call him that!?" screamed the mom. Suddenly the boy grabbed some boxing gloves. "That's why." said the dad. Then the mom said "give those boxing gloves back to me." Suddenly the boy punched the mom in the head. "Owie Wowie!!!" shouted the mom. Then she fainted. "Hah! Hahh! Hai!" Then the baby punced the dad and he fell down. "You spelled ha wrong in your sentence." said the boy " It is spelled H-A not H-a-i! I'm only two weeks old and I can spell better than you!"
The next day the mom said " I guess we CAN call him captain Boxer"
" Or maybe baby boxer" said the dad. Then the baby punched the dad and said "I won't be a baby for long!"
Part 2: Navy Duck
So Captain Boxer's mother brought him outside to play for a little bit. But then Captain Boxer heard a "Help!"
Then captain Boxer looked to find out what it was. Then Captain Boxer saw it. It was a navy duck. One of those little ducks in the Navy that you see waddling around all the time. He was carrying a machine gun and was wearing an army jacket 103 sizes too large. Then captain boxer said, "What's the matter little navy duck?"
The Navy duck said nothing and ran away. Those things are so annoying! Thought captain boxer. But then captain boxer said, "Ducks can't talk! So who said it?" Then the duck screamed,
" YESS! WEE!CANNN!!!!!!!"
" You are a very poor speller!" said captain boxer
"SHUTT! UP!!!!"
" Why in the world would we want to call him that!?" screamed the mom. Suddenly the boy grabbed some boxing gloves. "That's why." said the dad. Then the mom said "give those boxing gloves back to me." Suddenly the boy punched the mom in the head. "Owie Wowie!!!" shouted the mom. Then she fainted. "Hah! Hahh! Hai!" Then the baby punced the dad and he fell down. "You spelled ha wrong in your sentence." said the boy " It is spelled H-A not H-a-i! I'm only two weeks old and I can spell better than you!"
The next day the mom said " I guess we CAN call him captain Boxer"
" Or maybe baby boxer" said the dad. Then the baby punched the dad and said "I won't be a baby for long!"
Part 2: Navy Duck
So Captain Boxer's mother brought him outside to play for a little bit. But then Captain Boxer heard a "Help!"
Then captain Boxer looked to find out what it was. Then Captain Boxer saw it. It was a navy duck. One of those little ducks in the Navy that you see waddling around all the time. He was carrying a machine gun and was wearing an army jacket 103 sizes too large. Then captain boxer said, "What's the matter little navy duck?"
The Navy duck said nothing and ran away. Those things are so annoying! Thought captain boxer. But then captain boxer said, "Ducks can't talk! So who said it?" Then the duck screamed,
" YESS! WEE!CANNN!!!!!!!"
" You are a very poor speller!" said captain boxer
"SHUTT! UP!!!!"
