Have you ever ascended Blargh?
here are some tips.
Drop stuff on doorways to see if they're cursed. if your pet walks over them then they're ok.
Engrave Elbereth on ground (with a hard gem or a magic wand or a sword or something) and the monsters won't attack you when you're standing there
Sacrifice a lot. You can try converting a cross-aligned altar by sacrificing there
Drop stuff on altars. If there's an amber flash, the item is blessed. If the flash is black, it's cursed.
Clear potions are always water
The cheapest scrolls in shops should be identify scrolls
Apply an unicorn horn to get rid of sickness, confusion, stunning etc. Also try dipping it in potions.
Engrave with gems. If it says "you engrave" instead of "you write to dust", it's worth something. Note that many soft gems are good too, this is just a easy way to identify some of them.
Throw gems at co-aligned unicorns to gain luck.
Bless your scrolls if possible (blessed identify can identify your whole inventory, blessed enchant weapon make it even better, etc)
Try praying at altars if you've sacrificed a lot and spot clovers. Put your water bottles on the altar when praying and they'll convert to holy water (used for blessing).
If amulets and wands aren't cursed, you should try them on - some identify themselves immediately, and some are pretty easy to guess after a while.
Throw some tripe rations to your pets and let her steal a ton of shit from the shops, just stand on the doorway and wait.
Kill floating eyes by throwing shit at it (preferably a weapon), when it moves towards you you can just pick the item up and throw it again. Eat the corpse and you'll see the monsters when blind
Use the command #enhance to upgrade your combat abilities
Engrave with wands to identify some of them (first engrave with fingers "foo" or whatever, then with a wand, add "Elbereth").
If you find a way to that small room with a lot of money, when the guard comes the answer is "Croesus" (he'll leave you there though so you better have a scroll of teleport or something)
If you're levitating and can't get down, levitate over a sink.
If you're lawful and at least level 5, you can get Excalibur by dipping a long sword in fountains. You could also summon a water demon, so be wary.
(Note that I've been playing Nethack on-off for about ten years, and have never ascended a character, so... I suck. Take everything I say with a pint of salt)
atoga wrote:Why don't you just like, play D&D with your friends or something to avoid all this hideousness?
Well considering we're talking about a 19 year old game on a forum for a 9 year old game, the answer should be obvious. (Hint: something to do with those "friends" you mentioned)