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All I want in Fallout 3 is to be able to play as Blargh, not one of those wierd ones from Pirates! forums but the cooler Blargh from DAC. I'm a huge fan of the Fallout series and i dont care if FOT3 is Oblivion with guns and radiated Zombies I'm still going to pirate it and I'm still going to play it when my eyes burn out.

Come to think of it a game where you had to play as Blargh would be pretty intense, you'd have to be able to speak around a topic and eviscerate anyone with your tounge or anyone foolish enough to enter your territory.

Please stop posting here.

why?

Playing as a deathclaw like Goris from FO2 would be acceptable...Then again it would be just like playing as a vampire in Oblivion OMGLOL!!!11

I don't care if Fallout 3 is Oblivion with guns, as long as I can play as a sporeplant. Thread scheduled for demolition.

PattyLans wrote:WILL POLUTE YOUR MIND

At the least you are an honest halfwit.

Come to think of it a game where you had to play as a Deathclaw

I would really like that, too. They should include female deathclaws as well... with moddable bra and panties.

PattyLans wrote:Come to think of it a game where you had to play as a Deathclaw would be pretty intense

How did you come to think of ANYTHING in the first place. Personally I always thought that the english-speaking deathclaw thing was a little corny.

Bethesda, if you're listening, ignore for a sec that PattyLans is part of your target audience and remember what really rocked about Fallout- Incredible characters (I still get choked up when I remember how far I got before Dogmeat got blown to bits), SMART gameplay, the dark humor, and having to abide by basic world rules but being able to do pretty much anything else you want to (killing kids if they stole your favorite SMG).

That's Fallout. Not the guns and blood and talking deathclaws. It's about street justice, talking your way out of an extremely deadly situation, or shooting your way out if it comes to that, it's about bringing hope to the wasteland and sometimes being hated for it. That's Fallout. Not talking deathclaws.

Although admirable, we all know Beth isn't REALLY listening to this. While I have my doubts about Bethsoft, I don't think they'll FORCE the players to play a death claw. They'll probably do some other retarded shit like make any race playable though, each race having different characteristics, although in the end they won't make much difference.

Why would anyone want to play as Blargh? Go pm-fight him or some shit.

I want to play as a Transsexual Nazi Cheerleader Werewolf.


With psionics.

And a mechanical arm.

Redeye wrote:I want to play as a Transsexual Nazi Cheerleader Werewolf.


With psionics.

White Wolf.

and latex gstrings

Wolfman Walt wrote:Why would anyone want to play as Blargh? Go pm-fight him or some shit.

Jesus Christ Walt, I think you are onto something. Galactic domination in the form of player engineered Blargh race? I'm there. And here to think I was going to make some kind of centipedal hook monster, the fuck was I thinking?

I want to play as a rusty barrel with a fire burning inside of it.

Playable races? You mean like "white guy" and "black guy" and "tribal but also mexican guy"? Pointless, but I wouldn't mind.

Mexicans won't exist anymore because we're gonna make the fence. They will all be driven into the sea.

yea so basically everyones trying to sum up to you that its impossible since fallout is a dialogue based game, and you can already play a deathclaw (in combat), buy fo2.

Playable races? You mean like "white guy" and "black guy" and "tribal but also mexican guy"?

Yeah pretty much. Being able to play as a ghoul or a supermutant and all that silly shit is what's really going to ruin that game. If the game starts off with playable mutant races or whatever it would be so dumbed down. I mean, think of the pedestrian plot contrivances necessary to facilitate such an introduction. Ludicrous.

In game, how would they do it? Everyone living in harmony in some Broken Hills setting, which means your main character has to spread multicultural joy across the wastes? Fucking Beth pc bullshit, I wouldn't put it past them.

box wrote:In game, how would they do it? Everyone living in harmony in some Broken Hills setting, which means your main character has to spread multicultural joy across the wastes? Fucking Beth pc bullshit, I wouldn't put it past them.

Sensible approach would be to start the game at a different location, based on your character build. Something like Nox, or ToEE (hmm).