Duck and Cover

Posted: **Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:30 am**

They say that pooping is an eighth of an orgasm. Well I'll tell you right now, an orgasm is an eighth of the song Vancouver by Jeff Buckley.

Posted: **Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:27 pm**

Indeed, why did I put that name in my limewire search? Why oh why.

Posted: **Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:57 pm**

i'd say my poops are like a quarter of an orgasm. maybe even one-third! then again, maybe my orgasms are just rather chit.

Posted: **Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:46 pm**

Jeff Buckley is overrated.

Posted: **Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:12 pm**

Subhuman wrote:Jeff Buckley is overrated.

Goddamn, are you so afraid to say "I like that"? Is it gonna ruin your street cred? You are the epitome of a goddamn music/movies/tomato sauce elitist, I don't give a shit if you think Jeff Buckley is overrated, and neither does anyone else. How :dreadnought:

Posted: **Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:06 pm**

You'd sure enjoy a good prostate fuck, atoga.

Posted: **Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:36 pm**

don't pay attention to subhuman when he talks about music. do i need to remind everybody of the PALS soundtrack again?

l'edit: i just accidentally set my lighter on fire, and it sorta exploded, covering my desk & floor in lighter fluid.

Posted: **Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:49 pm**

i like his version of hallelujah but thats where the train stops. armenian money train that is :vic:

Posted: **Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:27 pm**

Is pooping is an eighth of an orgasm, Vancouver is full of it's own bliss.

Posted: **Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:40 am**

johnnygothisgun wrote:Goddamn, are you so afraid to say "I like that"? Is it gonna ruin your street cred? You are the epitome of a goddamn music/movies/tomato sauce elitist, I don't give a shit if you think Jeff Buckley is overrated, and neither does anyone else.

Well, I don't give a shit that you don't give a shit. And neither does anyone else.

Also, no one whose iPod contains "Fergalicious", Gwen Stefani's entire solo album, and not one, not two, not three, but four Paula Abdul singles can possibly be called elitist, so nice try with that old chestnut. Maybe I just genuinely think Buckley is overrated? :shock:

Posted: **Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:47 am**

:pretentious:

Posted: **Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:48 am**

:clueless:

Posted: **Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:52 am**

i'll bring out the heavy artillery

Posted: **Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:55 am**

Exactly.

Posted: **Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:06 pm**

Subby isn't pretentious he's just a retard

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:44 am**

Thanks for the correction.

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:33 am**

Retard ? No, no, no. 'Tis an authoritarian, objective measure of <media> quality. Yes.

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:14 pm**

copy of a copy of a copy of a bad vhs copy of three men and a baby with tops of the 90's dubbed over - kind of quality?

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:00 pm**

This thread needs more peaches.

:peaches:

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:16 pm**

:cream: