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People are mailing gifts and things to my ex

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Why? He has a blog. So i need to get myself a blog too, because I want gifts. So, inspired by my ex's shitty blog (which people only visit because he posts nude pics of himself), and also by teat's excellent gaming blog, I decided to get one for myself. This is where you guys come in. I need ideas for things to write about in this blog of mine. I thought maybe i'd do something about the HoMM franchise, but that's my only idea so far. Once again, I turn to you guys for aid. Don't let me down, keep those ideas coming!

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negro, I thought you were halfway clever. So, dispense with the BS and don't make a blog. Blogs are the scourge of the internets.
If you really want to make the interberry a worse wasteland, though, make pals or sth, ask Darryl for help

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i allready know all that, but i don't care. does the interberry really need ANOTHER idiot blog? of course not, but i'm making one anyway. it'll give me a chance to work on my writing, if nothing else. so come on, thor, don't be like that.
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i think you should pick a random hobby youve never done before and have the blog timeline you first researching to eventually become the worlds best skateboarder or whatever. you might even get a tv show about it. if you do you have to call it 'sub hugh, man!'
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Just blog about adventures you would like to have as if you were actually experiencing them.

Plagiarize, fabricate, and embellish to a ludicrous degree.

Write about your transformation from pollywog to shellback in the Merchant Marine as you crossed the equator the first time.

Write about the time you did heroin.

Write about attending a "canned hunt" in a wheelchair.

...and so on...
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Where's your ex's blog? You know, for research purposes.
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I am going to set up Subhuman with Urizen.
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Redeye wrote:Write about the time you did heroin.
What about writing a blog while high on heroin? Content granted!
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One-upmanship, eh ?

When rank, vapid nudity is insufficient ?

Rank, vapid, deviant sex acts !

Writing irrelevant.

Alternatively, you could host an image of the holocaust within your eyes, coupled with a recording of your voice, and let that work for you.

Alternatively, you could sabotage the efforts of your repugnant rival. If lacking the necessary knowledge and ability to do so, purchasing them through rank, vapid, deviant sex acts or the orbiting cataclysm.

Alternatively, you could realise the desperation, foolishness and apple pie responsible for your inquiry, here, of all holes ?

I'LL . . . WHY, I'LL SPAWN AND MAINTAIN A JESUSFUCKINGCOCKCHRISTING TUMOUR¹ OF A BLOG, OF ALL THINGS ! YES ! ABOUT COMPUTER GAMES ! THAT'LL CERTAINLY ROPE IN THE² ADORATION AND OBSESSION OF INTERNATIONAL MOOKS, LEWD PROPOSITIONS, NAIL BOMBS AND PRETTY, SHINY, PRETTY THINGS !

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vASIKKa wrote:What about writing a blog while high on heroin? Content granted!
Undaft. :drunk:

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²My lawyer cohorts assure me that I am in no way culpable in the event of adoration/obsession of international (or local, especially local) mooks, lewd propositions, nail bombs, pretty, shiny, pretty things (especially pretty, shiny, pretty things) and other (dis)similar (un)savoury consequences of daftness. Yes.
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you could write a gay blog with all kinds of sexual practices, how you experience farts, a shit to educate the public about gay life :rainbow:
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Make a cock-book and post it on your blog, with stories.
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Re: People are mailing gifts and things to my ex

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Urizen wrote:Why? He has a blog. So i need to get myself a blog too, because I want gifts. So, inspired by my ex's shitty blog (which people only visit because he posts nude pics of himself), and also by teat's excellent gaming blog, I decided to get one for myself. This is where you guys come in. I need ideas for things to write about in this blog of mine. I thought maybe i'd do something about the HoMM franchise, but that's my only idea so far. Once again, I turn to you guys for aid. Don't let me down, keep those ideas coming!

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fuck you. write news
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look at my most recent post, will you. i've only been a newsie for a few weeks, and i'm allready scraping the barrel
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Subhuman wrote:Where's your ex's blog? You know, for research purposes.
http://sipho.livejournal.com/

click photography and then skin for the nudes. i'm assuming that's what you're after. if you don't like skinny dudes, stay out.
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Post by Subhuman »

Cripes, and I thought I was skinny. He also reeks of pretentiousness. You sure know how to pick 'em!

The world doesn't need another idiot blog, no. But sometimes writing can be the best form of therapy, if you don't abuse the medium too much (ie. post after post of "you guys, i'm so bored"). If everyone else on the planet is doing it you might as well join in the fray, but if you actually want readers, you need to write about stuff that might perchance hold some interest for other people.

And your ex is getting gifts because he's probably a skank, not because he has a blog.
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Urizen wrote:
Subhuman wrote:Where's your ex's blog? You know, for research purposes.
http://sipho.livejournal.com/

click photography and then skin for the nudes. i'm assuming that's what you're after. if you don't like skinny dudes, stay out.
hot twink :gay:
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why dont you just post naked pictures of yourself
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Post by johnnygothisgun »

Subhuman wrote:He also reeks of pretentiousness.
WOOO WOOO! irony train coming into the station


i didnt know urizen was gay? :fish:
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