The Thread Of Jokes

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:39 pm

Q: What's red and crawls up your leg?
a: A home sick abortion.

Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing she's already been told twice.

Q: What goes white, red, white, red?
A: Baby coming his hair with a potato peeler.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:47 pm

you're a fucking joke, pal

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:52 pm

You still didn't post your video from the nerdconn

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:01 pm

Talk about jokes! Haha!

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:01 pm

SuperH wrote:Talk about jokes! Haha!

DAC.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:18 pm

how did momma cross the road?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:48 pm

hÃƒÂ³w?

my favourite joke ever is as follows.
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a yellow triangle for a head. So he has a drink, keeps looking at the yellow triangle head and eventually goes up to him. He says "Mate...hope you don't mind me asking but what's with the head?" the guy with the yellow triangle head says "Oh it's alright. You see I got this genie and it gave me 3 wishes."
"Yeah?"
"So first I wished for a billion pounds, and the room filled up with money. Then I wished for the sexiest woman in the world to be my wife, and there she was on all the money."
"What was the third wish then?"
"Well I think I went wrong there. I asked for a yellow triangle for a head."

BA DUM TSHHHH

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:45 pm

Masochist: "Hurt me!"

Sadist: "No..." :no:

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:53 pm

A kike, a jew and a zionist walk into a pub. The bartender says "Why the long nose?"

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:03 pm

A wog, a swell guy and a polack are sitting in the car. Who's driving?

The police.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:50 pm

SuperH wrote:Talk about jokes! Haha!

Dreadnought.

Cthulhugoat · Post by **Cthulhugoat** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:56 pm

Once upon a time a chick without an anus farted.

What happened?

It exploded.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:21 pm

What did the boy seagull say to the girl seagull?

Give Up?

Will you be my Gullfriend?

TNP · Post by **TNP** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:39 pm

How did the swell guy kill himself with his lips?

He stuck his head out of a car window going 60 mph.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:57 pm

Ha ha!

Get it!

swell guy have big lips!

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:45 am

lol you said lips

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:11 am

A priest, a rabbi, and a mullah walk into a bar, priest says, "Hey, you hear the one about us?"

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:16 am

Q - Cyclops ?
A - Magnesium !

And that is why I shall share no 'jokes'.

Not that you would know the friction from the paper clips, as it were. Oho.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:25 am

oh boy, this thread has really been highly amusing so far, keep it up jokers

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:25 am

How do you call the skin around the vagina?

A woman.