Duck and Cover

I usually post this kind of images in our forum in Brazil. Thought you'd like:

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Translation:
1- *whistle*
2- Hey!? Why am I red?
3- Mng! I can't move!
4- Aaaah! in english.

first one: picture of the week I say
also, thanks for translating the aaaah!

nice avatar duder

I like it

Very :pynchonesque:
Post the rest

Nicolai wrote:Very :pynchonesque:
Post the rest

(I don't know how to translate some things, so I'll do in another words. Hope you understand.)

Translation: something like "Today I won't miss"
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Trasnlation:
1-Man: You little shit! Go clean your room! Don't make me go up there!
Kid: *running and singing*
2- M: What!? Won't you complain this time? Hey, what's this?
3- (the parts are written as slangs or things like "this leg, that leg". The selected means BALLS)
4- You little sob! I'll catch you! Just you wait!
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Tanslation:
1- "Three ghouls discuss who was more altered by the radiation..."
2- I was so altered that my saliva is a hundred times more acid thar sulfuric acid. *spit*
3- That's nothing... I was so altered that my piss is green.
4- Wtf! Put that away! *slang for peeing*
5- Only this? Remember that feijoada (made of black beans and pig's meat. It's like a bomb after a time) we ate yesterday lunch?
6- *faint* *atomic fart* It only had effect now. *BOOOOM!*
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This is my sign there. Lynette's sack-box (Is that right? Sack-box? That punching apparatus...)
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And my avatar:

The problem is that I only did a few. The REST are about facts that happens in our forum, so that would make no sense for you...
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Btw

Nice avatar duder

Here's the full image:

There was a show here, like candid camera. The showman, a magnate, is kind of funny to hear (I wrote just like he speaks).
The two persons don't know they are being filmed, and the showman says: "They're are doing a BOLA (ball) GATO (cat)..."
BOLA-GATO=Oral sex, because,
Oral sex=BOQUETE (slang)
Boquete=ballcat (understand?) theres is the funny.

OK... most of them are fun and the creepy translations are kinda inspiring. Keep up the good work, mang

Seconded. They are excellente.

Not funny. try again.

i like how their in a different language it makes it more 'world music' if you can dig it. pre twb

Pretty fantástico, if you need help with the translation send me a pm or something.

Awesome!

Aneurysm wrote:Pretty fantástico, if you need help with the translation send me a pm or something.

Will do that. You know, I can read english excellently. My listening is good too. But I don't have experience in writing/speaking. I learned english alone, my school was a piece of shit on english classes. But I'm working on it.

Brillant.

That was all very beautiful. I wish I had the patience to do something like this.

Post more.
(I never thought I'd type that....Wow...)

Agreed. Post much more.

Now, this is very nice! Loved the piss one. =)

more!

hasta la victoria sempre

I like the ballcat one.