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Resident Evil: Actionguns Bonanza
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:23 pm
by Bridgeburner
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 6707&hl=en
the beginning looks kinda familiar. i hope herve sues 'm!
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:41 pm
by VasikkA
Isn't Resident Evil supposed to be about killing zombies and/or pokemons? It looks like a decent post-apoc movie, but I bet those japs still manage to fuck it up somehow.
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:38 pm
by Wolfman Walt
I was under the impression that the Resident Evil movies were American cinema attrocities, not Japanese.
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:51 pm
by Stainless
Wasn't it made by that shitty german guy?
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:31 pm
by Cthulhugoat
Stainless wrote:Wasn't it made by that shitty german guy?
Nope. That was House of the Dead.
Hunted by the minions of the scheming Dr. Isaacs, Alice has zombies hungry for her flesh and lab rats hungry for her blood, while Alice is hungry for Revenge.
Hoho. Is it the sequel for that killer mice B-flick?
Alice will use her psychokinetic abilities as seen in the ending of Apocalypse. Milla has said, "She has some crazy new powers".
This is ridiculous. How long does it takes to notice it? Resident Evil never had a superhuman protagonist.
Death to Paul W. S. Anderson.
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:40 pm
by Subhuman
Do the movies even bear any tangential relation to the games anymore? Why call it "Resident Evil"?
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:41 pm
by Wolfman Walt
Cthulhu wrote:Stainless wrote:Wasn't it made by that shitty german guy?
Nope. That was House of the Dead.
And man was that shitty. I watched it with a friend and I honestly think I'd have prefered 4 months at the Hanoi Hilton.
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:42 pm
by VasikkA
Wolfman Walt wrote:I was under the impression that the Resident Evil movies were American cinema attrocities, not Japanese.
Well, the console games were done by those evil gooks. Remember Pearl Harbor?!
![salute :salute:](./images/smilies/icon_salut.gif)
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:56 pm
by Wolfman Walt
VasikkA wrote:Well, the console games were done by those evil gooks. Remember Pearl Harbor?! :salute:
Yea, but there's such a huge disconnect between the games and the movies that I don't think you can really count them as the same thing?
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:12 pm
by S4ur0n27
I'm hungry for Milla's flesh as well
![dumb D;](./images/smilies/fight.gif)
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:09 pm
by VasikkA
Wolfman Walt wrote:Yea, but there's such a huge disconnect between the games and the movies that I don't think you can really count them as the same thing?
Ah well, I'm not that much into the Resident Evil mythos. However, the movie should be about hunting zombies in a mansion on a dark and stormy night. Why else call it Resident Evil?
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:26 pm
by Wolfman Walt
I still prefer "Biohazard" as the title.
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:13 pm
by Subhuman
Why? It's so generic.
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:44 pm
by Wolfman Walt
Much like "Subhuman." Go figure.
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:32 pm
by Subhuman
That's not what yo mama said.
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:17 am
by Wolfman Walt
So are you now implying that you're NOT gay? I knew it!
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:51 am
by PsychoSniper
Never played the games.
First movie was mediocre but ok.
The second one had some good scenes (maily due to the post appox scenes) but was kinda shitty.