Chews

Devil_Starr666 · Post by **Devil_Starr666** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:12 am

My friend Chews... tell me whats worse... chewing, smokin', drinking, or shooting heroin? cause I'm smoking right now... Muhaha

AnneGwish · Post by **AnneGwish** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:11 pm

Chewing is great...for someone that spends all their time around cows and away from people..

It's pretty fuckin disgusting though otherwise.

Smoking? Eh, it can stink, but it depends on what's smoked.

Drinking is fine for the most part if you can put off the beer gut.

Heroin..The only thing I can think of in response to that is..Why would I want to take something with the consistency of Comet sink cleaner, melt it down and inject it into my veins?

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:15 pm

AnneGwish wrote:Why would I want to take something with the consistency of Comet sink cleaner, melt it down and inject it into my veins?

'coz it tickles.

Devil_Starr666 · Post by **Devil_Starr666** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:28 pm

Dreadnought wrote:
AnneGwish wrote:Why would I want to take something with the consistency of Comet sink cleaner, melt it down and inject it into my veins?
'coz it tickles.

not only that... it is the most euphoric, lazy high there is....

AnneGwish · Post by **AnneGwish** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:30 pm

Euphoric and lazy? I can get that without the chemical assist, especially the lazy part.

Devil_Starr666 · Post by **Devil_Starr666** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:35 pm

Aye, but the "chem" part "enhances" that.

but the reason i said shooting... smoking... cause trying to quit smoking cigs (from what i heard) is like kicking heroin?? and i am an avid cig smoker.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:36 pm

Chewing is pretty good and healthy when using sugarless gum or similar. It strengthens the chew muscles, is supposed to raise concentration and also leading to better oxygen flow as well (not sure about the last one).
Unfortunately, the behavior of chewing gum is generally associated with so called lower class people.

Devil_Starr666 · Post by **Devil_Starr666** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:44 pm

awesome... wish i had some gum...

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:35 pm

Chew? Awesome.
Smoke? Awesome.
Drink? Awesome.
Heroin? Slightly less awesome as I can't shoot heroin and go to work and I'm a big advocate of the active man's intoxicant. Also I saw a scary movie once that said if I do heroin I'll end up taking a double ended dildo at a black dealers house for a crowd pointing flashlights at my asshole.

Devil_Starr666 wrote:awesome... wish i had some gum...

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:53 pm

sugarless gum ftw

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:12 pm

Aspartam is probably bad for the health, I'm not sure about that one, though. :contradicting science results:

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:59 pm

Real men snnnnnnnnnnnnnnnuff.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:47 pm

Real men use a beetlenut, lime paste, and the tobacco torn out of a cigarette. Put that in your cheek and drool on it, bitches.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:06 am

I've never chewed tobacco. Is it the same tobacco as in ciggies or different one?

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:12 am

Different.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:42 am

Snorting tobacco is refreshing in the beginning but it's annoying to get the shit out of the nose later on.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:21 am

The patch is where it's at mang.

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:27 am

of the four i only drink, and very sparingly anymore. i think heroin is probably the most dangerous, laffo. smoking and chewing are definitely most gross, and probably as dangerous as drinking, its an issue of moderation; i would venture a guess that chewing is, however, the least healthy

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:22 pm

I think heroin is worse than chewing. But maybe I'm just crazy. Granted dip enough and you have half of your jaw removed, but that's better than an OD and dying a frothing, writhing death in some back alley.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:43 pm

Heroin is a gateway drug.

Dipping's the way to pick up girls, especially if you're into the classy types at Walmart with the NASCAR t-shirts, and many of their teeth still left. I like the ones with a black eye, thems the feisty ones.