Poetry time

[Dogmeatlives]

Alright. This forum is hereby dedicated to DAC member poetry. Now I didn't shit this gem for no reason. Of course not. I have some poems of my own. Read them aloud and in a dark room with a flashlight under chin for best effect.

THE CURSE
Not a soul had dared to utter my name
Or reap the reward of the treasure I claim
My slumber was deep
My soul was asleep
But ancient curses still remain

The ignorance of man
Led my treasure to their hands.
Now I call an army to rise
And wrought Egypt’s demise.
Men did not heed my legend in this land.

As a man, a great kingdom at my command
As an undead king, an army of the damned
The whole of Earth shall burn
With the Pharaoh’s return
The end of days is at hand.


A FULL MOON

By day I am human, weak and frail.
I work in an office, my complexion is pail.
While on particular nights I am something to fear.
On those nights stay inside if you hold your life dear.
For I become something fierce.
Like a wolf with great claws.
When I corner my prey, I rend with my jaws.
I stalk and I kill until it is light.
You humans are free by day.
But I command the night.


ETERNAL LIFE

Come here gentle flower, look into my eyes.
As a woman does live, so also, she dies.
But I have the power to change your fate.
Though we really must hurry, for the hour grows late.
The only thing now that can cause my demise
Is that dreaded time when the sun shall rise.
So come with me now to eternal life,
An end to your pain, an end to your strife.
Your beauty will not suffer the punishment of time.
Just one little bite
And you’ll always be mine.


UNHOLY SCIENCE

Science has created a freak for all time
My existence has no godly reason, no logic or rhyme
Created from pieces of bodies freshly dead
Nothing but tortured chaos now floods my head
I can hear them searching for me alone
An abomination of flesh and blood and bone
My hunter’s will find me. I am sure they know of this place
And besides, I have a very recognizable face
They shall hang me up in a tree and curse and yell
“That thing has no place on earth, in heaven or hell!�

[Splatterpope]

This topic is now dedicated to riddles.

Brought to the table. Cut and served. Never eaten.

(What am I, if you don't get riddles.)

[AnneGwish]

Cards.

If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it.

[Dreadnought]

If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it.

Weed?

Edit:

A slutty girlfriend?

[AnneGwish]

Nein

[Dreadnought]

Luck?

[DaC-Sniper]

If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it.

Anal Sex? :?D: Wait, no.

[Dreadnought]

Herpes?

[AnneGwish]

Wow..still thumping away at it eh?

[VasikkA]

Sekrit

[Dreadnought]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 438AA5fGcp

[Splatterpope]

Ah, that's the ol' brain workout I've been needing.

A secret.

It flies without wings, Drops without fear.
But held in warm hands, It will soon disappear.

[Splatterpope]

Oh, VasikkA got it. I thought he was speaking in tongues.

[Dreadnought]

Ah, that's the ol' brain workout I've been needing.

A secret.

It flies without wings, Drops without fear.
But held in warm hands, It will soon disappear.

The Icedragon of Krim-Na'Zamur.

[Blargh]

PsychoSniper sucks.

[Dogmeatlives]

a snowflake?

[DaC-Sniper]

of course its a SNOWFLAKE...

more riddles, please !! :riddle:

Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.

Okay here is one

[Splatterpope]

Coffin.

:Riddle me this:

A barrel of water
weighs twenty pounds.
What must you add
to make it weigh fifteen?

Edit: I figure we'll gradually jack up the difficulty.

[DaC-Sniper]

You must add a hole in the exact calculated position. 3/4 should do.

And Coffin was right, btw.

[johnnygothisgun]

i actually wanted to post here a poem that i wrote a while ago but i lost it when i reformatted my computer, maybe it will come back to me someday