Postal Movie(Uwe Boll's latest mischief)

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:49 pm

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:51 pm

That trailer hyped me.

PsychoSniper · Post by **PsychoSniper** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:59 pm

That looks horrible.

I Just might go see it.

It looked like it was violating all that is decent, but for comedy, Im all for that.

Fa11lloutfan_15 · Post by **Fa11lloutfan_15** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:07 am

I love how a German claims to know the "Heart of America" better than Americans themselves etc.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:01 am

Maybe it's because he is the only man who dared?

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:33 am

Or the only man who cared. This movie looks extremely unwatchable. I almost didn't sit through the trailer.

Are we that tapped for comedic resources that 9/11 is comedy now? That's jsut not funny. I'm not offended by it.

Now stereotypes are funny. For instance, this trailer reminded me of how the Germans have a very creepy sense of humor. Why would anyone feel the need to mock the deaths of thousands of people in a totally unrelated movie? The videogame came out before 9/11 so why the references? And is this guy that full of himself that he mocks himself in the movie. Nobody has heard of his nutty german ass!

Upon further investigation Uwe Boll turns out to just be a shitty director whoring out 9/11 for shock value. Impressive film list:

House of The Dead- fucking miserable
Bloodrayne- shitstorm
Alone In the Dark- with christian slater, yucky!

Who keeps hiring this guy? It's sad to see a Kid in The Hall participate in this.

AnneGwish · Post by **AnneGwish** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:03 am

Uwe Boll makes shitty movies intentionally because until recently, he would get a huge tax break from the German government whenever one of his movies bombed.

The problem is now, every distributor has picked up on this reputation, and now he's got movies, but no chump to pawn them off on.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:16 am

Uwe Boll makes shit movies also because he's a shitty director. The loop hole just kinda ensured he'd continue to make shitty movies. Apperently this movie is bad too and filled with really shitty humor. Lowtax had an article about it not too long ago, around the time he had the shit kicked out of him by Boll, which will be in the movie if I remember right.

AnneGwish · Post by **AnneGwish** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:20 am

Yeah, the entire purpose of those fights was that they'd be put in the movies. More pointless shit.

Postal was a fuckin fun game, Two was alright, but this movie is going to be just another steaming pile of shit on top of the cold lumps that guy's already pinched out.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:27 am

What fights? Please elaborate..

AnneGwish · Post by **AnneGwish** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:30 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll

There is a huge section there about the critic boxing matches.

Someone needs to off him so GOOD studios can buy the rights back to things like Far Cry and HtR and make decent fucking movies out of them..

As for the whole tax dodge thing..

http://www.gamespot.com/news/show_blog_ ... d=23902576

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:23 pm

9/11 is funny you cocksucker!
Wimpy piece of shit asshole! Where are your balls?

Uwe Boll may not be funny, but fuck it, Postal sure as hell was.
There is another trailer that is way better and actually shows scenes from
the movie, not just photos flashing and manly voiceovers.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:21 pm

Superhaze wrote:9/11 is funny you cocksucker!
Wimpy piece of shit asshole! Where are your balls?

What are you like 14 years old? Let me guess you still think South park is the height of hilarity. Grow up.

A close family member nearly died that day so excuse me if I don't see the hilarity. Talk to me again when your balls drop.

Fa11lloutfan_15 · Post by **Fa11lloutfan_15** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:31 pm

Stop sounding like a butthurt Jew pls.

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:23 am

Ouch.
..and..
Boo-fucking-hoo!

AnneGwish · Post by **AnneGwish** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:54 am

Why stop at 9/11? Lets make a farce out of the London attacks and all the other madness too.

It's all ripe for parody. :eyeroll:

As a side note, I myself am not offended, shocked or whatever else by this. I hated Uwe Boll long before this, as do a great number of other people. He's just an idiot that makes terrible movies while trying to act as ingenius as Ed Wood.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:54 am

Its not so much that I'm offended, it's just that it isn't funny. Uwe Boll's idea of humor is some woman having a premature birth. Infact, that's in the script.

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:12 am

Sounds like a fitting gag for a game who is named after postmen having target-practise with customers.

And why cant we make fun of the London/Madrid/Moscow attacks?
Its all good, or none of its good...

...meh..

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:12 am

I'm not looking for sympathy. Explain to me what is funny about 9/11. Please. Superhaze, "Strictly platonic nambla supporter"- Right there showcases your incredible sense of humor. Like most other dumbfucks you think that being controversial equals humor. Once again grow the fuck up.

I am not offended by the mentioning of 9/11. I am kinda disturbed by the fact that jokes about 9/11 pass as humor. It says something about the world we live in that not even a decade later, the death of 3,000 people is fodder for anyone wanting to exploit it and kids think its funny.

15 y.o. Falloutfan go eat a dick, please.

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:16 am

Once again.. Ouch! You calling me names stings so bad.

..so bad..

I think you should be able to make fun of absolutely
every fucking thing you want to. If somebody
makes a joke about 9/11 I will laugh, controvesial
or not, if the joke is good.

If you cannot see the irony/humour of "strictly
platonic" followed by "nambla supporter" you are
indeed a lost cause.