Duck and Cover

Pirates Clothes


A pirate captain looks in the distance one day and sees an enemy ship. The captain says, ""Cabin boy, get me my red shirt."

The cabin boy gets the captain's red shirt and he puts it on. When they get close enough, they go into battle with the other pirates and win. A few days later, same thing happens.

"Cabin Boy, get me my red shirt." Same thing also. They fight the enemy, and win. The cabin boy then asks the captain.. "Captain?"

"Yes?"

"Why do you ask for your red shirt all the time?"

"Because if I get wounded and bleed, I don't want anyone to notice."

"Okay."

A month passes. The captain sees 20 enemy ships heading in their direction. "Cabin Boy, get me my brown pants."

Old repeated pirate joke

A pirate steps into a bar one day and sits down calling the bartender up for a drink. The bartender serves him a cool stein of ale but then to make small talk he asks

"What happened to your leg?" Obviousily refering to the pirate's peg leg.

"Argh! Ya see, we's were raiding a capital ship last week and they shot a cannon onto our deck and took me leg out from under me, had to be amputated right away!"

"Oh my god! That's terrible! What about your hand then?!" refering to the pirate's hook for a hand.

"One week later we's raided this spanish merchant ship, I swung from the mast onto it and started fighting when suddenly the captain of the other ship comes up and chops me hand off and so I had to get this here hook!"

"Thats horrible.....what about your eye though? What happened to it?"

The pirate then points to his eyepatch and then comments, "This? This I lost when I was admiring the blue sky and suddenly a bird shat in it."

"How in heavens name did you lose your eye from that?!"

"First day with me hook."

Funny. I used to have this cassette tape when I was very little. Green Jelly, I thought I was cool because nobody in my class even heard of it.

That was 3rd grade.

Green Jell-o is the poor man's GWAR.

Say 'NO-GET-AWAY-GET-AWAY-GET-AWAY-GET-AWARRRRGGHHH' (sic) to clay, children. Before early is gone.

i formed a band in grade five or so with my friends that was called green jello. i never realized that we were biting another band's name, golly. :wave of nostalgia:

would you like to start a band now called green jello? ill do the singing

BTW they got sued by Jell-o and were forced to change their names to Green Jelly.
Don't fuck with Bill Cosby and his nn-jello pudding pops nnnyaah.

Cimmerian Nights wrote:BTW they got sued by Jell-o and were forced to change their names to Green Jelly.
Don't fuck with Bill Cosby and his nn-jello pudding pops nnnyaah.

Jelly would still have the same meaning in Oz, apparently.

Mixing green jell-o with green Kool-Aid is the best.

Oh-Yeah!

Especially with booze.

I'll have to try that with gin&tonic sometime.

I have performed that song many time at the Karaoke bar down the street whilst drunk, its fun because it scares all the normies.

spokomptonjdub wrote:I have performed that song many time at the Karaoke bar down the street whilst drunk, its fun because it scares all the normies.

Karaoke is so... feral.

Dreadnought wrote:

spokomptonjdub wrote:I have performed that song many time at the Karaoke bar down the street whilst drunk, its fun because it scares all the normies.

Karaoke is so... feral.

There is a place a few miles from where I live that has "white trash karaoke night".

They don't call it that, but that's what it is.

karaoke