So why is he so horrible exactly? Long laundry list, most of which doesn't have to do with me or why I hate him, they're just funnay.
- He's a furry. A really big furry and he likes dragons.
- His art is also terrible, yet he thinks he's a GREAT artist.
- The only thing he thinks he's better at then art is his writing. His "genius work" is a story called "Dragneta" which is a story about dragon furries in a Final Fantasy setting, but it's not final fantasy and don't tell him otherwise cause he once got a compliment from some teacher and now thinks he's the most awesome writer known to mankind! Seriousily though, his stories are horrible. They're really poorly written and I'll see if I can find a copy that someone mistakenly saved.
- He thinks he's good looking, describing himself as a cross between Ferris Bueler and Rico Suave........
That's him. He looks more like a poor man's Andy Dick. He's also like 6'2 and 120 pounds but likes to act like a tough guy alot.
- Since he dumped his girlfriend, she told me alot about him that I REALLY didn't want to hear. For instance, he apperently drank breast milk for a LONG time until he was like 8 and apperently still has cravings for it.
- He's.....sexually confused? How sexually (Gender?) confused? He once asked his girlfriend for E-Sex where they'd pretend that HE was the main character in his Dragneta stories, who is female, while she was suppossed to be one of the male characters.
- Apperently his room is COVERED with drawings of that same female character, including photo manipulations of him having sex with her.
- He wanted to use body paint to paint his ex-green when having sex with her. He also wanted to buy her dragon ears from ebay.
- He cries after sex. Not like once, but EVERY time and it's not like afew tears. We're talking about 10 minutes worth of crying with sobbing involved.
- He also cries to his mom....alot. Apperently one time his girlfriend hit him on the shoulder and he started crying and told his mother...he was 23 at the time. Ofcourse, his parents encourage it by having the mentality that he can do no wrong. No wonder why he still lives at home.
- He wants to be a surgeon since Scrubs is his favorite tv show and thinks that being a surgeon will be exactly like the TV show.
- Pretty much, he's just a big jerk. He an asshole to everyone he knows and then tries to feign innocence since he was in a car wreck which left him with a concussion but claims left him severly impaired.
There's more, but none of it is as funny as that stuff I listed.
So, I'm curious DaC how would you go about harassing him? Suggestions? Ideas?
In remembrance of Porcu 
