Duck and Cover

As I do hang around Bnet quite a bit myself, playing SC, I noticed that many of you here on DAC and over at the Codex have started to play Diablo 2: LOD. Alot.

Today, I struck a conversation with Thor as he was online, itemhunting.

Admittedly, I was quite the manic D2 player myself a while back and I still remember how tedious and exhausting D2-itemhunting can be -- Countess/Meph/Baal runs ad infinitum to find that one rune, or that one sword/armor/etc...

So, anyway, I tipped him off about the infamous bot; a device that lifts the heavy burden of itemhunting off the shoulders of the common D2 player and lets him "enjoy" the game instead.

This little program lets you go about your business while it does your runs for you.

D/l for profit.

It's clean and instructions on how to install and configure are inside. Password for some of the archives is "Foster".

CAUTION: Use the bot at your own risk. However unlikely it is, it may get you and your CD-key banned from bnet.
Also, the char that you let the bot run may get killed if it is not strong enough to do automated runs (there is a safety feature that may be turned on for HC users).

P.S.

Ignore what the instruction says about YAMB, do not use that bot, as it sucks, use XP avenger for the win. You can try it if you like, but XP is better.

Ignore the trail messege in the center of the screen, it will work for more than 30 days. There is a way to remove that, but I don't remember where the fix for that is. So, if it pisses you off too much use the internets to find that.

If you have trouble configuring the bot, post a messege in this thread and I will try to help you, however, it was a long time ago I used it and my help may end up being of... no help.

You can visit the official d2jsp forums and browse for answers to your troubles as that might turn out to be more fruitful than asking me. Though if you want to get support from them (ie ask your own questions), the jews on their forums require you to pay a fee to get a license before support is provided.

Link here.

Just don't tell them I gave you this, else they will send death squads to my house for helping spread the cracked version of their shitty bot.


Cheers Thorgrimm

hurr hurr awesome, thanks

did you actually pay moneez for it?

also, that looks all horribly complicated

Thor Kaufman wrote:hurr hurr awesome, thanks

did you actually pay moneez for it?

Haha, of course not. Thats why its the cracked version... the legit one does not have a sign saying that it is "trail" across the screen. I found it on some obscure Russian forum back in the day, I think.

PROTIP: Join the d2jsp-forum and trade loot you do not need with the jewz there to win the bnet.

this jew program keeps telling me that it cant find js32.dll

Thor Kaufman wrote:this jew program keeps telling me that it cant find js32.dll >:(

Everything that is needed is inside the d2jsp.rar, look for it.

Edit:

also, that looks all horribly complicated

There are detailed instructions in the comments in each .txt/cfg/d2l file.

You only have to edit some variables, most of them are left with the default value.

ok I downloaded the .dll, but now it keeps telling me


edit: seems like I found something on the forums

seems to work now, I think, now I only need to build a sorc or something

Alexander, you are one gigantic fuckstick. Picture related.

My CD-Code fell in battle.
Blizzard totally closed my account and b& my CD-Code lewl. No more D2 for me.

That was predictable. Blizzard should develop a anti cheat system for egoshooters.

Nigga had it comin

Who remembers POWAR ARMER MANZ?

that shit got banned over a year ago.

if you lost your key for using it, you get it back in a month, if you are a good boy and rub the lotion on your skin.

stop being fags, lets play sc again

hay guys, send me your D2+Exp serials via PM ^.^

lmao wrote:that shit got banned over a year ago.

if you lost your key for using it, you get it back in a month, if you are a good boy and rub the lotion on your skin.

how do you know?

I think I still have a d2 account active. last I remember it had some pretty good loot too (enigma etc)

D2 was always a swell guy game. :Oblivion:

Ha' faaav'!

how do you know?

because I still play it...I sell items for money. well actually I sell items to chinese people who barely speak english who then go on to resell it for twice what they bought it from me for, but I can't be arsed to make that kind of effort.

cool beans, where do you sell the chit and what bots do you use? also, how do you make sure that blizzard doesnt ban you?

I only ever played Diablo once, a single character for about 15 minutes and lost interest. A rogue called Fistula.